Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World
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WHATS THIS GUY BEEN UP TO?

NOT WORK SAFE
EEEK IS IT A MOUSE?!

IS THIS A PUMPKIN OR A MOUSE, OR COULD THIS BE CINDERELLA'S PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER...HMMM?


Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am! Still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter..."

Any feedback?


PLAYGIRL'S THOUGHT PROVOKING QUOTE FOR TODAY:
I want to be reincarnated as your tampon.
— Prince Charles to Camilla Parker-Bowles


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"Dancing is silent poetry."
- Simonides



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