I was going 15 mph on a school zone, when this Mama, who looked like a duck and walked like a duck, waddled as slow as could be right in front of my car, along with her five or six ducklings. They all continued walking slowly until the last of her ducklings was right in front of my car. The little girl, who might of been seven or eight, kept staring at me with a nasty little smirk on her face, which wasn't a face of sugar and spice and everything nice. She continued looking at me and mocking me as she moved inch by inch. The only words that came to my mind were "you nasty little heathen!"
I did the unthinkable. I made the ugliest, scariest, most evil face I could muster. I made my face extra, super duper ugly by grabbing my finger and shoving my nose as high up in the air as possible, where only my nostrils were visible, then I stuck my WHOLE tongue out and darted it in and out at her, just like a lizard. The brat ran yelling toward her Mama to tattle, but by the time she reached her, I was already at the end of the school zone, driving a little faster, before Mama duckling caught up to me to beat the shit out of me.
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