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THE WATER CO. TURNED MY WATER OFF!

I forgot to pay my water bill, so The Water Company turned my water off! I went a couple of days without taking a bath. My neighbor's started getting peeved every time I'd go to their house for a drink of water.

Much to my dismay, I found that I was in the red at the bank, so I had to come up with a solution to my dreadful state of affairs, because my co-workers were starting to call me Miss Stinky behind my back! I quickly made a phone call to H.L.F.S.I.D (Hot Lines for Stinky's In Distress), and they recommended a perfect solution!

Do you recall how I learned to improvise when I found I was out of Q-Tips?
Well, lookie here, I've learned to make do with what I have, all over again! Gee, I just can't get over how brilliant I am! YAY!

Now tell me honestly kids, should I apply to become a Mensa International member...hmmm?




RED HOT
MAMA!



JOIN "The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


U.S. Army
Join the U.S. Army


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