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PLAYGIRL'S REVENGE


Playgirl's Revenge!

Whatcha gonna do now...huh?!




Playgirls now SELLS USED toilet paper.

I've recently bought a case of slightly USED toilet
paper for the MASSES who insist on visiting me!

Message to my ENDLESS visitors:
BETTER carry some hard cold cash in your
pockets or else you're going to find yourselves
up a creek without a paddle!




LATIN BRAZIL

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nebris
Dec. 29th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
Well, there's always 111. ;D

~M~
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:15 am (UTC)
I'll remember that!
:o)
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playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
I already have the perfect and most effective dish planned for them. It'll be a nice big bowl of my original HOT chili con carne! REVENGE effects guaranteed! heh heh
olafthunderfoot
Dec. 29th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
mmmm, chile!
davev1968
Dec. 29th, 2005 01:26 pm (UTC)
Mind if I come over? I love chili con carne! And, I will bring my own TP ;-)
harley1456
Dec. 29th, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
can I link to that pic?
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:14 am (UTC)
You sure can!
:o)
lordremo
Dec. 29th, 2005 02:12 am (UTC)
Cheaper to use the dollar bills!
I always thought it was the worst sales ploy for Bathroom tissue to advertise that it's "made from recycled paper"... I mean, who wants to use somebody else's wipes? I don't care how white it looks!
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:23 am (UTC)
Re: Cheaper to use the dollar bills!
At first, I thought Coreless Bathroom Tissue was a joke.
:o)
dusith
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
Re: Cheaper to use the dollar bills!
recycled sure, but what about scented toilet paper; when do people plan on smelling... before or after it's used?
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Re: Cheaper to use the dollar bills!
I'm sure some will smell it after
they use it. But, for those who
aren't sure, they'll just have to
flip a coin.
HEADS - Smell BEFORE!
TAILS - Smell AFTER!
:o)
biglittlebro
Dec. 29th, 2005 10:05 am (UTC)
A friend of mine once told me of something he did in revenge for his housemates eating all of a huge curry he had made. He made another pot and laced it heavily with a laxative. I think a fire hose would have been more appropriate than even slightly used toilet paper.

:D
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
Serves the housemate right!

I once made some BBQ burger with expensive beef for some friends. I told them to go to the kitchen and help themselves. One of them ate all the BBQ that was in a large bowl, instead of putting SOME on a bun, along with onions, pickles and BBQ sauce. That made me so angry that I told him that he had just had HIS LAST SUPPER, then told him to leave and never come back.

It was total ABUSE!
nam_erehwon_eht
Dec. 29th, 2005 10:39 am (UTC)
I love it...I want some... gotta get some used toilet paper for the idiot cats who come visiting our cats and always try to steal my beer, and bring in with them tons of stolen car parts... oh yeah... our house is so totally nuts that we give new meaning to insane... lol... Love the song Latin Brazil. Have it on my system now...

Hugs and love,

Mickey
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked the song.

My house was INSANE during the Christmas holidays, but it's back to normal again.

Next time those cats go, offer them some of the USED toilet paper to blow their nose! I wonder if they come in Kleenex Boxes!!

Love and hugs Sweety Pie!
:o)
nam_erehwon_eht
Dec. 30th, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)
for sure... yup... I'm glad that the nutty christmas is over... that's for sure... I send you lots of hugs and love always...

Love,

Mickey
cris_nicewelts
Dec. 29th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
WTF
OMG will this be like going to a mercado in Mexico? Will I have tp pay 2 dollars for 3 tight wrap arounds?

You are evil. Maybe not, since this can prevent people from wanting to visit.

Loca!
playgirl
Dec. 29th, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
Re: WTF
I'll probably go into more detail as to why I'll be turning EVIL for the up coming year! I'll explain fully in my next post.

Hugs!

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