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THE STORY ABOUT THE WOMAN AND HER EVIL FIENDS!

Today, I went to my favorite 2nd hand thrift shop.

While gazing over the stuff on the shelves, I noticed this woman glancing through the clothes racks while her SNOT NOSED kids ran like little fiends all over the isles with the shopping carts. This went on without end.


I had just picked up an adorable ceramic teddy bear bank and was scrutinizing it closely to see if it had any chips or cracks, when one of the little demons ran smack into the heel of my foot with the shopping cart. I cried out in PAIN! I turned around angrily and saw the woman looking at me. She turned back around without a care in the world and continued her shopping. The brat continued running all over the isles. Right before I turned back around, I gave her a nasty look, then proceeded to examined the injury by rubbing my fingers over my ripped stocking. I felt a thin cut right next to
the bone. Calmly, I continued looking over the little teddy bear, and found it to be in perfect condition, and gently placed it in my cart and continued browsing throughout the store.

FINALLY, I saw the woman a head of me, with her rear end towards me.

"No more tears now;
I will think upon revenge."
- Mary Stuart


I carefully picked up the ceramic bear from my cart and shoved it securely between my armpit. I LOOKED, I took AIM, then walked as FAST as I could, and ACCIDENTLLY (on purpose, heh heh) shoved my cart, with all the BRUTALITY I could muster, into BOTH her heels. She yelled out in agonizing pain! I looked at her and told her that I WAS SOOOOO VERRRRY SORRY! I gently brushed against her as I passed her, and headed straight to the checkout counter with my ceramic bear. Had this woman reprimanded her son, and expressed regret for the pain and suffering he had caused me, I would have forgotten the whole thing, because violence is not in my nature. BUT she didn't do it!

There comes a time in ones life when it's imperative that one takes matters into their own hands! REVENGE! It felt SO very good!

I felt like Sylvester the Cat, with one of Tweedy Bird's little yellow feather sticking out of the corner of my mouth. I started humming (BULLS EYE), as I continued grinned from ear to ear.

HERE'S a pic of the little ceramic teddy bear bank I bought for only $1.99!


CERAMIC TEDDY BEAR BANK CERAMIC TEDDY BEAR BANK


Almost forgot! Right before I heaved my cart into that woman, I spotted this cute little number through the corner of my eye and quickly tossed it into my cart!

It's 100% leather and suede. All I paid was $1.99!
Can I walk and chew gum at the same time or WHAT!?


CERAMIC TEDDY BEAR BANK CERAMIC TEDDY BEAR BANK CERAMIC TEDDY BEAR BANK

BEFITTING QUOTE FOR TODAY'S POST:
"Punishment is not for revenge, but to
LESSEN crime and REFORM the criminal."
- Elizabeth Fry



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