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DATE FROM HELL - What’s the worst date you ever had?

What's the worst date you ever had?

Let me share with you that I've endured many, but these two have to be the very worst!

I must have been 15 or 16 years old, when this guy from school asked me out on a date. I accepted.

He took me to the football game and everything was going fine until I asked him to buy me a Coke. He grabbed my arm and took me with him. When we got to the refreshment stand, he ordered the Coke and handed it to me.

On our way back to the bleachers, he stopped me, and without warning, grabbed me and gave me a kiss. The guy shoved his ENTIRE STINKY, SLITHERING tongue INSTANTLY down my throat (I guess it was supposed to be a French Kiss) and wouldn't let go. He had the back of my head almost touching my spine. Gagging, I dropped the Coke to push him away from me. It was close to impossible, but finally managed. I was a few seconds too late because I ended up barfing all over myself, and the jerk.

The second worst date I ever had WASN'T really a date at all.

Joe Blow and I had been good FRIENDS for a very long time. One day, he invited me out to eat at some fancy restaurant. As usual, I accepted.

We checked the menu over and ordered. We continued talking and laughing and having a merry old time as we sipped on our drinks. He asked me what was new. I replied sweetly, "I met a guy that I like and I'm going to marry him." Joe Blow gave me a peculiar smiled, then told me that he'd be right back.

I waited. The waiter came and placed our dinner on the table. I continued sipping my Margarita as I waited for Joe Blow to return. I finished my Margarita, and still no Joe Blow. I waited, and I WAITED, AND I WAITED! Finally I got up and went to look for him.

Guess what? He had left, never to return!

I made it back to the table, by a hair's breadth. I started sweating profusely. My bones wouldn't stop rattling, my teeth started clanking loudly; then I started to crying, not because my feelings were hurt, but because I was VERY embarrassed and VERY angry! Through trembling lips, I asked the waiter, who stared at me through forlorn eyes, to bring the check. I paid it and left.

I never saw Joe Blow again. Sure wish I had of 'cause I still have this urge to beat the living shit out of him!

Funny, I never did get married, and I lost a friend who turned out to be an asshole!

What's the worst date you ever had?

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