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A BITCH IN HEAT!

Damn! NO! IT ISN'T ME! SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU KIDS! heh heh

Not only are ALL my stray cats in heat, but now ALL my dogs are in heat as well! I'm going through hell! I've got a bunch of cats in the front yard A Tom Catin' as well!

I've got male 8 dogs in the backyard and one male dog inside the house and only ONE indoor dog that's a female! My poor Jewely can't even go outside to do her business because all those boy dogs fight to win her favors and go passionately wild over her! My Jewely just isn't interested at all and is petrified to go outside. She just can't comprehend what this puzzling hoop a loop is all about!

My little Mickey weighs a little over 2 pounds. He's got the hots for Jewely in a big way. If this stuff doesn't end soon, I just know Mickey's little Twinky is going to fall right off!

Did you know that a male dog, five miles away from a female dog, can perceive a female in heat?

There are a variety of vaccines available to prevent infections from disease-causing agents, but nobody has come up with a pill or vaccine to prevent or calm down the odor produced by female dogs during heat season. I mean, man has gone so far as to place a man on the moon, but hasn't come up with vaccine to prevent the over population of cats and dogs!

I DEMAND some intellect out there invent a product to solve this bothersome and heartbreaking dilemma right NOW!

Poor Porky, my hedgehog, Honey Bunny, my rabbit and Herman my turtle, are the only ones who are behaving themselves. Maybe it's because there isn't another hedgehog, bunny wabbit or toytol for thousands of miles away!

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see_dog
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
Helloooo Nurse!..Now there's a lot of potential sex that could be happenning..the wrong kind of sex!...But still sex..like discovery channel sex...and for some people..that's the shit!

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