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YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT ATTACKED ME!

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT ATTACKED ME!
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!

Lolly and I went to our favorite 2nd hand store.

Remember when I was so excited because I had found the Baby Gumball Machine?
Remember the pics I took of Mama, Papa and Baby Makes Three Gumball Machines?

Well, Holy Lip Smacking Bubble Gum! Baby Baba Gumball Machine now has a Baby Sister Gumball Machine!! I spotted it just as soon as I walked in the door. I ran faster than Gumballs fall down from the Gumball Machines. I grabbed it and went totally wild, screaming, jumping, hugging and kissing the little bugger! People looked at me with disgust. Lolly looked at me with disgust and pretended not to know me. I could have cared less, I was euphoric!!

Later, Lolly and I started looking at the blouses. I saw an adorable light pink one with delicately embroidered tiny flowers for only 99 cents. Just as I was about to take it off the rack, something hit me on my head so hard, that I almost passed out. I literally started seeing little stars and hearing little birds chirping. Lolly had to hold me up. The manager came running towards me and wanted to get me an appointment with their company doctor. He got me to write down my name, address and phone number.

I started coming out of it and started to feel better, but I got a big bump on my head. The only thing I was concerned about by then was being able to keep on holding onto my Gumball Machine. I stared at everybody with the Eye of The Tiger! I'm sure I growled at anyone trying to get too close to me. I was ready to pounce on anybody who even dared to touch my Gumball Machine! Grrrrr

I told the man that I was feeling much better and that I did not want a doctor. I HATE doctors! Lolly kept insisting I be taken to the doctor. I said NO, I'm fine!! The man gave me a little pat on my head and said thank you! I think he even blessed me!

You will never imagine what attacked me!! It was a BIG TEEPEE that that decided to tip over on top of my head!!!! Here is a picture of an EXACT look-a-like teepee that attacked me. Just go to this link and click on "Click To Enlarge" and the one that attacked me looks like the biggest one in the picture. It is exactly the same, except that the one at the 2nd hand store was plain and didn't have any paintings on it. The huge thick poles you see at the very top of the teepee in the pic, are identical to the poles that fell on my head! Here's the Look A Like Teepee That Attacked Playgirl

Well, I made it home and am as happy and tickled as can be because LOOKIE, LOOKIE, here's a picture of my 4th Gumball Machine! Halleluiah and Glory Be! I'm the luckiest girl in the world!!


Becoming Song For This Entry:
Steady As The Beating Drum

Native Americans
Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega

Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega

Steady as the beating drum
Singing to the cedar flute
Seasons go and seasons come
Bring the corn and bear the fruit

By the waters sweet and clean
Where the mighty sturgeon lives
Plant the squash and reap the bean
All the earth our mother gives

O Great Spirit, hear our song
Help us keep the ancient ways
Keep the sacred fire strong
Walk in balance all our days

Seasons go and seasons come
Steady as the beating drum
Plum to seed to bud to plum
(Hega hega ya-hi-ye hega)
Steady as the beating drum

Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega
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