Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
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A Trip Down Memory Lane

I believe most of us have done something childishly embarrassing in our life time. After much time has passed, and we've grown a little wiser, we find we can finally chuckle about.

I would really like to know what you feel was the most embarrassing thing you ever did.

I'll go first. I feel I should receive an Award for being The Biggest Dumb-Dumb in the World! BEWARE, because it really may disgust you.

When I was a senior in high school, I went to apply for a part-time job. When I finished filling out the application, I was sent to the company's doctor for a drug test.

The doctor gave me a little paper cup and told me to go to the bathroom and fill it with my urine, then bring the cup back to him.

I took the paper cup and headed towards the bathroom. I entered and locked the door. I then sat on the toilet, did my business, stood up, grabbed the little cup and dunked it in the toilet and filled it up with the toilet water. I washed my hands, and then took it back to the doctor. He took the cup and looked surprised. He asked me why the cup felt cold when it should be warm. He looked into the cup, then stared back at me and asked me what exactly I had done. I told him. He shook his head and told me to leave because I had passed the test. In other words, what he tried to tell me was that anyone who would do a stupid thing like that had to be drug free.

I got my little after school part-time job!

Moral of the story:
Sometimes dim wittedness, really pays off!



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