On my way home from work, I had a nice little CHAT with a complete stranger.
He was in his car. I was in my car.
I decided to make a left turn on the middle medium. He decided to cut across and plant himself in the middle medium, too. He yelled for me to move over, I yelled for him to shut up. He threw a finger at me and called me a nasty name, I stuck out my tongue, pointed my own little finger with the sign of a little birdie, too, and called him a "cabron."
We drove away from each other, yelling shit that I just can't put here for your virgin ears! But use your imagination! heh heh