Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World

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Put My Foot In My Mouth

Since kindergarten, I've had this little saying or cliche, which my little friends and I would say in order to suggest that we wanted that specific something, too. Now that my friends and I are older, we will often gather and start some tete-a-tete. Sometimes one of us will express ourselves with this little phrase, which consists of these four innocent little words.

I recently met a new friend and I blurted out those four little "childlike" words, which stemmed from my childhood.

My "brand new" friend stated that she was going to give something away. When she said it, I thought to myself, "I want one, too!" So, I let her know that I wanted one, also.

This is what I said to her,

"How about me, PORKY!"

She (very slender) took it as an insult.

She won't speak to me anymore.

I presume I will never be able to say, "How about me, PORKY!"

No, never, never more!</2>

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