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A year ago, I bought this really nice professional filing cabinet with 5 drawers at the swap for an unbelievable $20.00. I have all my important papers filed in it. It didn’t have a key, but that wasn’t a problem because it didn’t have a key to lock it. Right?! Well, it finally locked itself this time I used it and I can’t open it anymore. I don’t know how or why it happened. I’ve finally come to the realization that I’ll just have to tear the lock up in order to open it. What a shame, because it doesn’t have a scratch and looks so nice.

I suppose I can accept disfiguring the filing cabinet that’s in mint condition, but what about the over 1,000 vintage safe I purchased a while ago? I paid a tow truck to tow it to my house. I paid a lock smith to figure out the combination. I paid these guys to bring it into the den. I put all my worldly possessions, such as my favorite gumball machine, my George Bush doll that doesn’t talk anymore (thank GAWD!), a couple of my rubber ducks, my Retirement Fund jar with quarters to the rim, my Smash-Me Bernie Madoff Doll, and something else which I can’t remember.

Hah! I lost the little piece of paper where I wrote the combination!

I think the time has come for this diabetic bitch to go on a shopping spree for oodles and oodles of all her favorite chocolate candy then rent a motel and O.D. on chocolate.


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Jun. 22nd, 2011 01:46 am (UTC)
Hadn't seen your reply, but apparently we are thinking alike. A locksmith might even be able to put a new lock with key on it!
Jun. 23rd, 2011 12:04 am (UTC)
I'll have to put one on hold for the time being. Although, the locksmith that figured out the combination the first time, charged me a very reasonable amount, I'll just have to wait a few weeks.

The filing cabinet is the one that must be broken in since I have my passport and credit card in it.
Jun. 22nd, 2011 01:45 am (UTC)
I know it would cost money, but no chance at all to call a locksmith?
Jun. 23rd, 2011 12:05 am (UTC)
For the safe, I'll definitely have to get one - again! :o(
Jun. 22nd, 2011 04:09 am (UTC)
You are making this harder than it is.
have a party! get a good pair of stethoscope and let everyone take a stab at picking the lock. The winner who opens the safe, gets a special prize.

Then afterwards IF no one can do it, call a locksmith.
Jun. 22nd, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
Re: You are making this harder than it is.
I'm still thinking, but I probably end up breaking the little lock on my filing cabinet. As for the over 1,000 pound safe, I'll just have to wait a while, since they charge quite a bundle!

The party sounds good to me!

I've missed you so much, and I'm so happy you're here again.

Make posts so I can read them!
Jun. 22nd, 2011 01:15 pm (UTC)
I'll join ya
My month it going off the deep end too. I know I am still upright at 560 blood sugar. So lets go for a 1000 with a nice soothing coma at the end.
Jun. 23rd, 2011 12:07 am (UTC)
Re: I'll join ya
You supply the Fruit Loops, and I supply the chocolate! :o)

I pray to God that you're blood sugar isn't 560!!!
Hugs my darling friend!
Jun. 23rd, 2011 12:45 am (UTC)
Re: I'll join ya
Nope it actually hangs around 108 these days, but a the sugar trip over the edges still sounds better than reality.
Jun. 23rd, 2011 04:49 am (UTC)
Re: I'll join ya
108 sounds so much better, Sweet Pie!
Jun. 22nd, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
Oh god, that's a pretty farcical dilemma! Let me know how it goes and good luck.
Jun. 23rd, 2011 12:00 am (UTC)
It sure is! One because of my fault, and the other because of some mysterious happening, like my Shadow People! :o)

I'll make a post when I get both filing cabinet and safe open.
Jun. 23rd, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
Some file cabinets have a release on the front bottom ( underneath ), so you need to tilt it back. Can't hurt to check, just be careful of your fingers.

Are you really a diabetic?
Jun. 23rd, 2011 09:39 pm (UTC)
I read this too late to try it!! grrr

The key part has already been pulled out. I show a pic of the before and after filing cabinet.

Yes, I'm a diabetic.
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