I'm sorry this man accidentally mutilated himself, but I'm glad the god's were looking down favorably on the poor chicken's dire situation, when the man grabbed the wrong neck.
I'm not too upset by the dog dashing for the mutilated organ, either. The man most likely had him starving.
If I seem merciless to you, it's okay. I feel no sympathy for the man who set out, with the intent of killing a poor defenseless chicken, only because the chicken was doing his little cock-a-doodle-do!
I am glad to find that the man will survive the self-mutilation of his "dog gone" penis.