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About my over one ton elephant - Peru


How much does an elephant weigh?



To make a long story short, remember this over 1,000 pound Gibralter safe I bought back in 2009?

1. The safe has been outside since I bought it. Since I have a basement, I found a stranger off the streets to reinforce the structure of that part of the basement in the den where the safe would stand. The man brought another guy in his twenties to help him. On the 2nd day, they brought the safe in, which took them over 5 hours since it was so heavy. I paid them and that was that.

2. A few days later, I saw them at the grocery store parking lot. The man approached me and asked me if I now had the safe full of money. I laughed and told him I wished! They both made strange sound that meant they didn't believe me. When I saw I was dealing with fools, I walked away.

Days later, I was approached again by both of them and they asked me the same question. I told them if I had money, which I DIDN'T, I'd keep it at the bank.

3. I recently found out that the 20 something guy had recently come out from prison. Word has now spread that I have a big safe inside my house.

4. These two stupid jerks honestly believe I have money inside the safe!

5. I believe I made a serious mistake when I picked them off the street.





I'll be going to Cusco, Peru VERY soon. If you suddenly don't hear from me in LJ, you'll know where I'm at. Can hardly wait to take oodles of pics to share with you kids of that that beautiful country!

Comments

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fourcorners
Jan. 14th, 2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
Just when you got back you're going again. Send me a postecard!
playgirl
Jan. 14th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
Postcard for darling S? Of course!
You better believe I'll send you a postcard from Peru!

Could you send me a message with your message your address, or better yet, your email and I'll email you back?
playgirl
Jan. 14th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
And furthermore...
If any of you kids want me to send you a postcard from Peru, let me know.
robdurham
Jan. 14th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
You HAVE to send that thing with a bunch of ridiculous stuff in case they ever steal it. I'd go with some old canned goods and a sarcastic note--ooohhh--no no, put a treasure map in it!
playgirl
Jan. 14th, 2011 11:22 pm (UTC)
treasure map...
I had to hire a towing company with 4 of their men to use some kind of powerful fork lift to pick it up, then drive it outside to the waiting tow truck, then drive it to my house and dump it in my yard; it's that heavy. I don't think these 2 men would be willing to go through all that trouble. And if they broke into my house, they wouldn't be able to open it since I'm the only one who knows the combination! But your idea sounds WONDERFULLY wicked to me. I'm gonna draw a treasure map and put it inside and leave the safe vault open! heh heh
squidb0i
Jan. 15th, 2011 03:20 am (UTC)
Re: treasure map...
Love it! =D
playgirl
Jan. 15th, 2011 03:52 am (UTC)
Re: treasure map...
When I finish drawing up my treasure map, it will take those rascals straight to the pit of life and death. :o)
sweeny_todd
Jan. 14th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)
have a wonderful time!

and yeah... sounds like the person who moved the safe might be having some unsavoury thoughts.
playgirl
Jan. 14th, 2011 11:25 pm (UTC)
unsavoury thoughts...
Thank you! I'm sure I will!

About those guys, I think so, too, and if they follow through, and I kind of hope they do since I have so many frustrations locked up in me, I'll be waiting for them. :o)
squidb0i
Jan. 15th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)
Perhaps when you leave, you should hook a battery up to that safe.. =/
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
I could kick myself for not paying attention as to exactly who these characters really were.
squidb0i
Jan. 27th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
Oh, no did something happen?
prader
Jan. 15th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
The real treasure in your house is you.
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
My eyes grew teary to find those words which made me happier than my visit to Peru! Luv, I'm serious!
ayoub
Jan. 15th, 2011 11:44 am (UTC)
Oh crap :(

Some people are just nuts.
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
Too late I found out they were creepy crawlers!
ormembar
Jan. 15th, 2011 12:29 pm (UTC)
Are you going to Machu Pichu?
Diviertete y te esperamos de regreso. Un beso.
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:15 pm (UTC)
Ya regrese! :o) Peru fue una maravilla y espero que te gusten los fotos!

Un beso y muchos abrazos!
ormembar
Jan. 29th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Que emocion! esperamos por esas fotografias.
watch_and_see
Jan. 15th, 2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
open the safe and create an artful pile inside ... of toilet paper or Monopoly money.

We just had a beautiful little girl, from Peru, as a patient yesterday. She had gorgeous chocolate eyes and a sweet smile. She came to the US a few months ago to live with her mother. =) I don't meet Peruvians everyday. I thought it interesting that you posted this. On that note, be safe Missy!
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
I tell you, I think we have a touch of ESP! :o)

I'm going to try and do a write up along with some of the pictures I took of Peru. Lets see how I do it since I totally suck at trying to express my exact thoughts in writing, but I'll try. How I wish I could write like you do, but I know I never will.
watch_and_see
Jan. 28th, 2011 02:20 am (UTC)
You express yourself quite well, I think. Your distinct personality comes through your writing, and that is something. Many people get so wrapped up in what they want others to believe about them that the carefully manufactured facade reads disjointed. Thank you for your kind words but please don't be so hard on yourself. We enjoy your writing and miss you when you're quiet.
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playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
The trip was very enjoyable. I bought postcards but didn't have addresses to send them to. :o( But at least I'll be able to share the pics with you soon.
nishar
Jan. 17th, 2011 10:09 am (UTC)
I bet those two are drug addicts and they will try and break into your house to get into the safe. Be careful my friend.
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
I'm always so careful, but this time I didn't think at all.
poetpaladin
Jan. 17th, 2011 01:03 pm (UTC)
Please be safe. These are bad times. It may not even be those two but people who hear them talk while drunk.
playgirl
Jan. 26th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
It angers me beyond words that they have spread the word around. It's close to impossible to break into my property, but I will be more careful than ever.

Sending you and your beautiful family big hugs!
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