1. False
2. True.
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. False
7. False
8. True
9. True
10. True
11. True
12. False
13. True
14. False
15. True
16. False
17. False
18. True
19. True
20. False
21. True
22. False
23. True
24. False
25. True
26. True
27. True
28. True
29. True
30. True
31. False
32. True
33. False
34. False
35. True
36. False
37. False
38. False
39. True
40. True
41. False
42. True
43. True
44. True
45. True
46. True
47. True
48. False
49. True
50. False
51. True
52. True
53. True
54. True
55. True
56. True
57. False
58. False
59. True

hmm, I likely will blow it but here. I am really shooting from the hip

1. My favorite dish is chicken cacciatore. TRUE
2. On Thanksgiving, I always have a drumstick. TRUE
3. I was once buried alive. FALSE
4. I excel in English grammar. TRUE
5. I buy expensive clothes. FALSE
6. I have a Confidential Clearance job FALSE
7. I have a Secret Clearance job TRUE (I might have them mixed up)
8. I love to sew. TRUE
9. I excel in Calculus TRUE
10. I excel in politics. TRUE
11. I excel in finances. TRUE
12. I excel in literature FALSE
13. I excel at dancing. TRUE
14. I have an Associate’s TRUE
15. I have a Bachelor’s TRUE
16. I have a Master’s FALSE
17. I am a party animal FALSE (but I bet was true)
18. Once a month, I go to an ancient cemetery to find total peace. TRUE
19. Ghosts live in my house. TRUE
20. I’ve had a stocker in my life since high school. TRUE
21. I love Livejournal. TRUE
22. My favorite game is Solitary. FALSE
23. On Halloween, I cuddle with my nine four-legged babies, and watch blood and gore movies all night long. TRUE
24. I love eggplant. FALSE
25. In real life, I’ve been in love twice. FALSE
26. I once almost died when I caught Meningitis TRUE
27. I sleep about four to five hours. TRUE
28. I masturbate. TRUE
29. I am the creator and web-mistress of eight websites. TRUE
30. I have trapped over 40 ferial cats and had spayed, neutered, and micro-chipped with my own money. TRUE
31. I have 20/20 eye vision FALSE
32. I have three jobs. TRUE
33. I am a maid. FASLE
34. I am totally inconsistent. FALSE
35. I can only love or hate. There’s no in between for me. TRUE
36. I always eat breakfast. TRUE
37. I ride my bicycle once a week to Juarez, Mexico to buy mangos, then go to a nearby park and eat all of them. TRUE
38. I play the piano TRUE
39. I love thought provoking conversation. TRUE
40. Most people think I’m strange. TRUE
41. I love to be around loud people. FALSE
42. I can’t swim. FALSE
43. I have a secret crush on at least three of my LJ friends. TRUE
44. I love to flirt. TRUE
45. I have a picture of my mother in her coffin on top of my night stand. FALSE
46. I have three best friends. TRUE
47. My yard is 1 ¼ acre. FALSE
48. I have one brother. TRUE
49. I love peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches. TRUE
50. I am a perfectionist. TRUE
51. I am a diabetic FALSE
52. I am for the death penalty. TRUE
53. A gentleman once mistook me for a beggar and dropped a quarter in my cup. TRUE
54. I was homeless at the age of 13 years old. TRUE
55. I envited one 14 year incarceration felon ex-convict to live in my backyard. TRUE
56. I have eleven dogs, and 15 cats. TRUE
57. I smoke cigarettes FALSE
58. I smoke pot TRUE
59. My favorite drink is a martini FALSE

1. My favorite dish is chicken cacciatore. F
2. On Thanksgiving, I always have a drumstick. T
3. I was once buried alive. T
4. I excel in English grammar. T
5. I buy expensive clothes. F
6. I have a Confidential Clearance job F
7. I have a Secret Clearance job T
8. I love to sew. T
9. I excel in Calculus T
10. I excel in politics. T
11. I excel in finances. T
12. I excel in literature T
13. I excel at dancing. T
14. I have an Associate’s T
15. I have a Bachelor’s T
16. I have a Master’s T
17. I am a party animal F
18. Once a month, I go to an ancient cemetery to find total peace. T
19. Ghosts live in my house. T
20. I’ve had a stocker in my life since high school. T
21. I love Livejournal. T
22. My favorite game is Solitary. F
23. On Halloween, I cuddle with my nine four-legged babies, and watch blood and gore movies all night long. T
24. I love eggplant. T
25. In real life, I’ve been in love twice. T
26. I once almost died when I caught Meningitis T
27. I sleep about four to five hours. T
28. I masturbate. T
29. I am the creator and web-mistress of eight websites. T
30. I have trapped over 40 ferial cats and had spayed, neutered, and micro-chipped with my own money. T
31. I have 20/20 eye vision F
32. I have three jobs. T
33. I am a maid. F
34. I am totally inconsistent. F
35. I can only love or hate. There’s no in between for me. T
36. I always eat breakfast. F
37. I ride my bicycle once a week to Juarez, Mexico to buy mangos, then go to a nearby park and eat all of them. T
38. I play the piano T
39. I love thought provoking conversation. T
40. Most people think I’m strange. T
41. I love to be around loud people. F
42. I can’t swim. F
43. I have a secret crush on at least three of my LJ friends. T
44. I love to flirt. T
45. I have a picture of my mother in her coffin on top of my night stand. T
46. I have three best friends. T
47. My yard is 1 ¼ acre. T
48. I have one brother. F
49. I love peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches. F
50. I am a perfectionist. T
51. I am a diabetic T
52. I am for the death penalty. T
53. A gentleman once mistook me for a beggar and dropped a quarter in my cup. T
54. I was homeless at the age of 13 years old. F
55. I envited one 14 year incarceration felon ex-convict to live in my backyard. T
56. I have eleven dogs, and 15 cats. T
57. I smoke cigarettes F
58. I smoke pot F
59. My favorite drink is a martini F

I would try to answer, but all I can do is guess :(

I thought they were all true til I got to pot smoker.
You never mentioned it before...Hmnn, maybe ...

Effort... ugh.

1. My favorite dish is chicken cacciatore. FALSE
2. On Thanksgiving, I always have a drumstick.FALSE
3. I was once buried alive. TRUE
4. I excel in English grammar. FALSE
5. I buy expensive clothes. FALSE
6. I have a Confidential Clearance job TRUE
7. I have a Secret Clearance job TRUE
8. I love to sew. TRUE
9. I excel in Calculus FALSE
10. I excel in politics. Begging for this one, aren't you? FALSE
11. I excel in finances. Sure, we'll give it to you. TRUE
12. I excel in literature TRUE
13. I excel at dancing. TRUE
14. I have an Associate’s FALSE
15. I have a Bachelor’s FALSE
16. I have a Master’s FALSE
17. I am a party animal TRUE
18. Once a month, I go to an ancient cemetery to find total peace. TRUE
19. Ghosts live in my house. FALSE
20. I’ve had a stocker in my life since high school. TRUE
21. I love Livejournal. TRUE
22. My favorite game is Solitary. TRUE
23. On Halloween, I cuddle with my nine four-legged babies, and watch blood and gore movies all night long. FALSE
24. I love eggplant. TRUE
25. In real life, I’ve been in love twice. FALSE
26. I once almost died when I caught Meningitis TRUE
27. I sleep about four to five hours. TRUE
28. I masturbate. TRUE
29. I am the creator and web-mistress of eight websites. TRUE
30. I have trapped over 40 ferial cats and had spayed, neutered, and micro-chipped with my own money. TRUE
31. I have 20/20 eye vision TRUE
32. I have three jobs. TRUE
33. I am a maid. FALSE
34. I am totally inconsistent. TRUE
35. I can only love or hate. There’s no in between for me. FALSE
36. I always eat breakfast. FALSE
37. I ride my bicycle once a week to Juarez, Mexico to buy mangos, then go to a nearby park and eat all of them. FALSE
38. I play the piano TRUE
39. I love thought provoking conversation. TRUE
40. Most people think I’m strange. TRUE
41. I love to be around loud people. FALSE
42. I can’t swim. TRUE
43. I have a secret crush on at least three of my LJ friends. TRUE
44. I love to flirt. TRUE
45. I have a picture of my mother in her coffin on top of my night stand. TRUE
46. I have three best friends. TRUE
47. My yard is 1 ¼ acre. TRUE
48. I have one brother. FALSE
49. I love peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches. FALSE
50. I am a perfectionist. TRUE
51. I am a diabetic TRUE
52. I am for the death penalty. FALSE
53. A gentleman once mistook me for a beggar and dropped a quarter in my cup. TRUE
54. I was homeless at the age of 13 years old. TRUE
55. I envited one 14 year incarceration felon ex-convict to live in my backyard. TRUE
56. I have eleven dogs, and 15 cats. TRUE
57. I smoke cigarettes FALSE
58. I smoke pot FALSE
59. My favorite drink is a martini FALSE

Some of these were easier than others. Benefits of being a long-time reader?

True 1. My favorite dish is chicken cacciatore.
True 2. On Thanksgiving, I always have a drumstick.
True 3. I was once buried alive.
False, but very good nonetheless 4. I excel in English grammar.
False 5. I buy expensive clothes.
False 6. I have a Confidential Clearance job
False 7. I have a Secret Clearance job
True 8. I love to sew.
False 9. I excel in Calculus
False 10. I excel in politics.
True 11. I excel in finances.
False 12. I excel in literature
True 13. I excel at dancing.
False 14. I have an Associate’s
False 15. I have a Bachelor’s
False 16. I have a Master’s
False 17. I am a party animal
True 18. Once a month, I go to an ancient cemetery to find total peace.
False (but you believe otherwise) 19. Ghosts live in my house.
True 20. I’ve had a stocker in my life since high school.
True 21. I love Livejournal.
True 22. My favorite game is Solitary.
True 23. On Halloween, I cuddle with my nine four-legged babies, and watch blood and gore movies all night long.
True 24. I love eggplant.
True 25. In real life, I’ve been in love twice.
True 26. I once almost died when I caught Meningitis
True 27. I sleep about four to five hours.
True 28. I masturbate.
True, but I think there are more 29. I am the creator and web-mistress of eight websites.
True 30. I have trapped over 40 ferial cats and had spayed, neutered, and micro-chipped with my own money.
False 31. I have 20/20 eye vision
False 32. I have three jobs.
False 33. I am a maid.
True 34. I am totally inconsistent.
False 35. I can only love or hate. There’s no in between for me.
False 36. I always eat breakfast.
True 37. I ride my bicycle once a week to Juarez, Mexico to buy mangos, then go to a nearby park and eat all of them.
False 38. I play the piano
True 39. I love thought provoking conversation.
True 40. Most people think I’m strange.
False 41. I love to be around loud people.
True 42. I can’t swim.
True 43. I have a secret crush on at least three of my LJ friends.
True 44. I love to flirt.
False, there is a pic of her though 45. I have a picture of my mother in her coffin on top of my night stand.
True 46. I have three best friends.
True 47. My yard is 1 ¼ acre.
False 48. I have one brother.
True 49. I love peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches.
False 50. I am a perfectionist.
True 51. I am a diabetic
False 52. I am for the death penalty.
True 53. A gentleman once mistook me for a beggar and dropped a quarter in my cup.
True 54. I was homeless at the age of 13 years old.
True 55. I envited one 14 year incarceration felon ex-convict to live in my backyard.
False 56. I have eleven dogs, and 15 cats.
False 57. I smoke cigarettes
False 58. I smoke pot
True 59. My favorite drink is a martini

The ghost one is true

The masturbation one is true. Mostly because I want it to be. Also because picturing you masturbate is such a ridiculous turn-on

The pot one is false as well as the cigarette one

1. FALSE
2. False
3. True?.
4. True.
5. False.
6. True
7. True
8. False.
9. True
10. False.
11. False.
12. True
13. True.
14. True
15. False
16. False
17. False
18. True.
19. True.
20. if you mean STALKER true
21. True.
22. true.
23. true.
24. true.
25. true.
26. true
27. true
28. true
29. true.
30. true.
31. true
32. true.
33. false.
34. true.
35. true.
36. true.
37. true.
38. false
39. true.
40. true.
41. false.
42. true.
43. true.
44. true.
45. true.
46. true.
47. true.
48. false.
49. true.
50. true.
51. true
52. false.
53. true
54. true.
55. true.
56. false.
57. false
58. false
59. false

1- true
2- false
3- true
4- true

1- true
2- false
3- true
4- true
5- false
6- false
7- false
8- true
9- false
10- false
11- true
12- false
13- true
14- false
15- false
16- false
17- false
18- true
19- true
20- stalker? true
21- true
22- true
23- true
24- true
25- true
26- true
27- false
28- true
29- true
30- true
31- false
32- false
33- false
34- true
35- true
36- true
37- false
38- true
39- true
40- true (not me)
41- false
42- true
43- true
44- true
45- false
46- true
47- true
48- true
49- false
50- true
51- false
52- true
53- false
54- true
55- true
56- true
57- false
58- false
59- false

How did I do?