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The continuation of my Big Lie



I decided to use this picture I took sometime ago at Saint Pius Catholic Church, in hopes that you’ll look at it and find it in your heart to forgive me when I tell you my big lie.

Seriously! I now regret very much that I made yesterday’s post about the horrible secret that I would be telling you about – The Big Lie of my life. I now find myself very much afraid by what your reaction will be when I tell you. Will you forgive me, or will you be pointing criss-crossed fingers at me in rage? If you do, I won’t blame you.

I realize most often my sweet disposition, and normal thinking is sometimes overpowered by my warped up wicked mind.

This Big Lie has to do with where I came from, and I’m sure that when I tell you kids, one of you just might report me to the authorities, and its okay, because it’s already too late for me. I’ve already prepared myself for the confrontation I’ll be having with the police, FBI, and …. If you’re asking yourself why I’ve decided to spill the beans now, the reason is that I very recently found that I had no choice, since someone found out about my terrible lie, and threatened me with blackmail. After giving it a great deal of thought, I decided that I would not succumb to the demands, and just let the cat out of the bag myself.



I told you I had a warped up wicked mind, and I hope I didn’t anger you too much to find that I tricked you. When I made the first post about The Big Lie, I later kind of regretted it, but I found that since I had already started it, I had to take it to the very end. I hope it gave you a giggle, but if it didn’t, and find it unforgivable, then wipe me off the face of your FList. I won’t blame you.


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sabrarosa
Aug. 19th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
So wait, you're telling us you're a spermatozoan??? I'M SO CONFUSED!
silent_despair
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
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That makes two of us.
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hawk_by_choice
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
I am dropping my LJ after many years. Life dropped on my head pretty hard and I have been a total lurker only. I have enjoyed your posts a great deal over the time since we friended. Take care. Email if you would like.

Hope you survive the outing of the BIG LIE!!!

Hawk
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
I will always keep you, becauseI care very much, also, and I love hawks! I'll soon post a pic I took of one, just for you!

I don't know if I'll survive the Big Lie, 'cuz everybody found it soooo silly!! :o(
uglyface2
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
I'm confused by your joke.

-WOOSH!-> This is Playgirl's joke.

O This is my head.

Do you see how your joke went over my head?
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
I was so sure you'd get it, 'cuz you get just about everything that come out of my silly mind!!
prader
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
I don't get it.
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
You have lots of company! DARN IT!! :o(
ubet_cha
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
Its ok. Dating a border guard is no big deal so long as he's nice to you.
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Funny, but I did date a border guy once, and he was very nice to me.

Sorry about my really obnoxious joke! I must be losing my touch! :o(
p0stmdrnpr1mt1v
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
I was wondering what the heck it could possibly be if you werent pranking
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:21 am (UTC)
I wish I hadn't of done it, 'cuz everybody gave me a big fat F. :o(
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playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
I did get over your knee once before, huh? heh heh
drake57
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
So you come from another planet and are being chased by the Men in Black, me too! ;)
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)
You came so close in guessing. The only difference was that the planet was my Momma's womb! :o)
ayoub
Aug. 19th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
:(

*hugs you tight*

And I see no reason to remove you, or even be upset... Love YOU!
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
I knew you wouldn't, because you have the capacity to forgive anything.

Love you!
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luvs2flt
Aug. 19th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
You silly girl! Thanks so much for always keeping me on my toes!
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:45 am (UTC)
I think I'm loosing my touch with the sillies. Just about everyone gave my performance the thumbs down! But at least I managed to keep you on your toes! :o)

Hugs!!
manoman
Aug. 19th, 2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
Now that the big lie is out............... what the hell are you talking about?

Hugs.
playgirl
Aug. 22nd, 2009 02:05 am (UTC)
I just can't believe that NONE of you got my little joke. Oh well, I sure laughed a lot while my imagination grew wild! heh heh

Hugs back to you!
hr_fuknstuf
Aug. 19th, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
you trippin'
playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Do I get an F?! :o(
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dlanor
Aug. 20th, 2009 12:49 am (UTC)
Sigh!!!! OK, you got me this time.

Love your little build up, and the America Where Dreams come true is great.

How about just posting more pictures that you have promised us.

We already know you have a warped mind, but that makes you interesting.
playgirl
Aug. 22nd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Sigh, darn it I know! And here I was positive you all would be giving me an acadamey award for my performance!

I will soon be tooting my horn again on something I'm the best at. I'm sure the pics will be wetting your whistle a lot. Hope you like homemade chile beans and cornbread! :o)
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playgirl
Aug. 21st, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
Love you for that!
nebris
Aug. 20th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
Tu es una Mujadita?

~M~
playgirl
Aug. 22nd, 2009 01:58 am (UTC)
Thank God I was born in the good old U.S.A.
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