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Lets Talk CHICKS n PUSSY!


She was once breathtakingly beautiful, but after the word got around that she was an easy lay, she soon became the neighborhood whore for every Tom, Dick and Harry's pleasure.

Every time she was banged, she became pregnant, and after a while, the shiny luster of her hair faded to where it looked dried and ugly, as did her once girlish, shapely figure. Her once luscious firm breasts now sagged. Her beautiful eyes now had deep dark circles, which one couldn't help but see the sadness and fear in them.

Yes, her body was now ravaged by those who would use her to satisfy their sexual desires at their every whim.

First of all, I made this Chicken Mole for Grandpa and the man who lives in my backyard. Since I have never eaten CHICK in my life, because I'm positive I was either a chicken or most likely a turkey in my other life, I only had some Mexican rice.

Some of the ingredients I use to make mole are Mexican chocolate bars, peanut butter, sesame seeds, and cinnamon.


These are EnMoladas. I don't eat this either, since the mole is has the juice of the chicken! Again, I only eat the rice! :o(



Now for the topic of PUSSY! I AM naughty, huh?! ;o) Remember how I've been trying to trap the white female cat since last summer? Well, I finally caught her, and she's now spayed and micro-chipped. Now, all I have to worry about is capturing the 5 kittens to have fixed soon. This is going to be another nightmare, because they are all just as wild and untrusting of me as their mother was. You know what's so strange? She would always run away from me and hide behind my wine barrels that I once grew flowers in, but now that I finally had her fixed, she actually comes and rubs herself against my legs! Could it be that she now understands that all that time, I was just trying to help her from every Tom, Dick and Harry doing his thing to her?!

Since I've had all my 30 something cats spayed and neutered, this cat was impossible to catch, because she's so wild and distrustful, and extremely clever, because she would enter the trapper, but would make sure not to touch the bar which would trigger the door to snap shut! This cat would actually dance the tango in there without ever touching the lever!

This is how she Use to look like:




But after about 5 different litters of kittens, this is what she looks like now. I'm going to do everything in my power to get her back to the beautiful cat she once was. I'll post a pic of her when I do it!





Remember when I told you that I had a second kitten that was blind? Well, this his him! He was so wild that the first time I grabbed him so I could check out his eyes, he was so terrified that he scratched and clawed the hell out of my hands and chest. I trapped him also, and took him to my vet to check him out. His problem was, that the goop from his eyes, became like glue to where it was impossible for him to open his eyes. The doctor took care of that. Look what beautiful little eyes he has now! :o)




Here is Davy and Helen Keller. I'm sharing these to pics so you can see EXACTLY how TINY Helen Keller is, who never grew. Both of these cats are ADULTS. As you can see, Helen, who is totally blind, has all the space in the world, but Davy can hardly fit in the little bed I bought a long time ago at the 2nd hand store. They both LOVE it! Of all my 30 something cats, Davy, Helen, Romeo, and Juliet are the only cats I permit in the house. I'll show you pics of Romeo and Juliet later.



All those stuffed animals belong to Davy, Helen, Romeo, Juliet, Jewely and Panchito. They were also purchased for a few bucks at the 2nd hand store.

My baby Helen Keller who love my feathers.


Here again, you can see the difference in size between these two adult cats. They both love my Bratz pillow that I bought a long time ago at the 2nd hand shop for $1.50!



I've been in an extremely good mood. This is why I haven't CONTINUED the story about the B-I-T-C-H, but just as soon as I get into a foul mood, I'll CONTINUE! PROMISE!


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Comments

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sweeny_todd
Aug. 13th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
you're cats are gorgeous!

and the food looks delicious. I would definitely try that!

Edited at 2008-08-13 12:10 am (UTC)
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:14 am (UTC)
Thank you. I'll have her back to beautiful someday!

Chicken Mole is a favorite dish among hispanics. I'm sure you would really like it.
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dolston
Aug. 13th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
Kittens are love.
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
They sure are. I really enjoy looking at them, because they each have their own personality, and the faces they sometimes come up with are so adorable.
daddy
Aug. 13th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
I kinda figured this was comming... You were over due :-)
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
I love pulling out my Brag photo album and sharing the pics with you. You would not believe how big my collection is. I'll be sharing some more of their pics with you. And eventually, I'll get to my Dog's Brag photo album, too!
bakapooh
Aug. 13th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
Your cats are so lucky to have an angel like you taking care of them. :)
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:21 am (UTC)
Thank you Sweety Pie. I'm very lucky to have them too, because they inspire me to continue working hard, since they love to eat so much! :o)
tigron_x
Aug. 13th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
meeeeeow... look at that pussy.


It's amazing how much that cat has changed.
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:24 am (UTC)
It sure is amaging. I forgot to mention here that when I took her to have spayed, the vet told me she was pregnant again! She just had the other kittens about 3 months ago.

I honestly believe I saved her life by finally catching her and having her fixed. As you can see in the pics, those Tom cats were tearing her apart!
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uglyface2
Aug. 13th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
So there IS a good use for that wretched Bratz line, after all.
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
I've always loved the Bratz line, but wouldn't dare pay the high costs for one. I was very lucky to find that little pillow for such a low price.

Little did I realize that my two babies would love it, too!! :o)
weathermanphil
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:35 am (UTC)
the cats are so cute. =)
is that helen in the second cube photo? the eyes appears open. can helen hear sounds?
playgirl
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC)
Thank you!

No, that isn't Helen; it's one of the 5 latest kittens. I thought he didn't have eyes, because the lids were always closed, but thank God I was wrong. The vet cleaned his eyes with some fluid, and as you can see, he has beautiful eyes! :o)

Little Helen was born totally blind, but it's amazing how she gets around the house. She knows it better than I do! She knows exactly were every room is, and when I let her outside to get fresh air and a little sunshine, she knows that there are 3 steps to go down. She knows to stay close to the stair so she can climb back up.

She seems to be perfectly happy, and doesn't show any fear, but I suppose that's because I keep a watchful eye on her, but there was one time where I didn't, because she got pregnant by that horrible cat that comes around often! She had only one kitten, but it died immediately. After giving her time to heal, I took her to my vet right away to be spayed.

I'll soon be posting pics of Romeo and Juliet. :o)
mysticpickle
Aug. 13th, 2008 01:09 pm (UTC)
Adorable kittys! I love the pictures!

I am having trouble imagining chocolate on chicken. IDK why tho because I put it on peperoni pizza. Got me. It looks pretty tho!

:)
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'll be posting lots more pics of my 4-legged family!

Yes, and not only chocolate, but peanut butter, too! Lots of peanut butter.

Chocolate on Peperoni Pizza!!?? I'll have to try it, after all, I love my Ego waffles with slices of hot jalapeno peppers, swiss cheese and syrup. I also have to add a couple of packets of Splenda sweetner on my own dish of spaghetti! Delicious!
nawlins_penguin
Aug. 13th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
EnMoladas! What?!? I loves me some mole. That sounds deeelicious.
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
Enmoladas are DELICIOUS! I'll soon share what I do to the mole sauce so I won't have to eat real life chicken!

I love cooking and will be making posts with pics of many more dishes I make.
quepid
Aug. 13th, 2008 01:41 pm (UTC)
Your dishes stir a desire for mexican food within me, and the kitties are just adorable.
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
My favorite Mexican dish are chili rellenos! I plan on making some soon, and will post more pics.

Thank you for complimenting my fur babies. I still have to post pics of the remaining 20 something, AND my 10 dogs! Oh! And my fish! :o)
ayoub
Aug. 13th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
I love you for so many reasons... :D
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
As I do you!
moon_shine
Aug. 13th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Well Sunshine I am Glad to read every thing is going well and that you finely got her :o)
Hope today is even better! :o)
(((Hugs)))
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:12 am (UTC)
Yes, I FINALLY got her!
thisismo
Aug. 13th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Your food always looks so yummy. I love real mexican food. I try very hard not to eat at my favorite taqueria every day at lunch.

Did you see my e-mail? I don't know if I sent it properly.
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:12 am (UTC)
Thank you! Real authentic Mexican food is delicious.

Yes, I did. Let me get much more information for you.
donchep
Aug. 13th, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC)
Porque no haces el mole al estilo mexican usando pavo? Asi, tu tambien puedes gozar. al lado, en vez de enmoladas puedes hacer unos antojito como enfrijoladas, quesadillas al estilo de empanada o pupusas salvadorenas. Sabias que el mole es el platillo nacional de Mexico?

Mi abuelita era de Nayarit y siempre cocinaba chilles rellenos en un caldo de tomate.
playgirl
Aug. 14th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
donchep, it is imposible for me to eat any thing that once had feathers. Pavo included! But I do eat mole (minus the chicken) when I use chicken broth instead of the natural chicken broth from the chicken.

Green chili and jalapeno season is fast approaching (this month), and I'll be heading for Hatch to stock up for the winter (at least 100 pounds to toast and freeze). I'm going to make this dish that you must try. It's a rice and chili dish. I won't say anthing more about it, until I make it and post a pic. It's inexpensive, and a big hit with everybody.

September is red chili season, and I'll be heading for Hatch again.

It's funny, but when I stock up with these chilis, I feel wonderful, because as you know, there are so many things that one can make with chili.

Gracias a mi madre, yo tambien hago los chili rellenos con su caldo de tomate con rajas de jalapenos. I wonder if you Grandmother made the sauce more or less the same as my Mom did. By and by, chiles rellenos are among my favorite dishes.

Have you ever made hot peppers escabeche? If not, I have my mother's recipe. My Mom tried to teach me how to preserve fruits and vegetables, but I was never able to really master the art, so when I make the peppers escabeche, I make a little to last about a month. Totally different from the can or jar ones you buy at the store.

Tambien, hago un chili con queso Mexicano para matar! Delicioso.

Right now as I speak, I have a fig tree in the back yard full of big figs. I must harvest them before the birds eat them all up. I need to find a good fig preserves recipe.

As for the albondigas, I do believe mine come out better than yours! heh heh

Habando de otra tema. Las cosas estan espantosas en Juarez, donchep. El crimen y las muertes estan como no te imaginas!
nebris
Aug. 15th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
We have the very same Kitty Kube. ;)

~M~
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