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Artificial Insemination Applications Please



Okay kids, I had my last baby through artificial insemination, but failed to do some screening, and as you can see, the results by the last doner weren't all that great. I want another baby, but this time I'm going to thoroughly SCREEN you guys!

So, who's willing to donate fresh sperm to Playgirl? Please state ALL the reasons why I should pick you as my baby's future daddy?




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harley1456
Jan. 9th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
I promise to spank it while thinking of you......
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...SPANKINGS
Hmmm...SPANKINGS...hold on a sec...(licking the tip of my pencil)...let me jot that down! ;o)
sputnik
Jan. 9th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
I removed myself from everyone's donor list some years ago. All I can contribute is a good time.
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
I'm sure
Too bad! I'm sure it would have been a B-E-A-UT-I-F-U-L baby! :o)
moon_shine
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
That is just to funny I think our kids look good now!!!=o)
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
little heart
Too funny? Please don't let the baby hear that, 'cuz you'll break his little heart! :o)
Re: taking my donation ;o) - moon_shine - Jan. 10th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC) - Expand
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playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
naughty beast
English gentlemen always bring out the naughty beast in me! I always wanted an English baby!
ayoub
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
You want a son that looks like mine?

I don't believe any further info is needed ;)
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
UPS
Oh YES YES YES! Send that sperm via UPS immediately!
Re: UPS - ayoub - Jan. 9th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC) - Expand
poetpaladin
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
Mr. Beanie Baby.
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Baby Beanie?!!
How on earth did you know I'd named my little bundle of joy Baby Beanie?!!
ubet_cha
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
hehe.....Bored today?
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
Come on
You're no fun today! Come on, start filling out the application!! :o)
davev1968
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
With what you know of me, I need a reason besides the fact that I am me?
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
sure would be fun
True, but it sure would be fun to read an application! :o)
hr_fuknstuf
Jan. 9th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
pick me & the baby will have a three foot cock.
playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
Sorry, but
Sorry, but I'll have no 3 footer for MY future baby! He's gotta have at least a 10 footer, and then some! ;o)
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playgirl
Jan. 9th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
OMG! I'm gonna be rich...er...and the baby! :o)
monkeypooshoes
Jan. 9th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
roflmao - that is truly disgusting!!
monkeypooshoes
Jan. 9th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
i mean that baby picture..
put em up - playgirl - Jan. 9th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: put em up - monkeypooshoes - Jan. 9th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: put em up - playgirl - Jan. 9th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: put em up - monkeypooshoes - Jan. 10th, 2008 11:54 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: put em up - playgirl - Jan. 10th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: put em up - monkeypooshoes - Jan. 10th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC) - Expand
uglyface2
Jan. 10th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say FUCK Rowan Atkinson and FUCK Mr. Bean.

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled silliness.
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Beanie Wiggles
But why would you hate Mr. Bean when he's so talented??!!

Re: Beanie Wiggles - uglyface2 - Jan. 11th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC) - Expand
scottj32
Jan. 10th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
Well with my sperm it increases chances for the baby to end up like me: tall, dark, and handsome. You know I'm 6'5 and 'ok looking'.

Im also healthy as a horse with no diseases running in my family history. Sounds like a no-brainer.
moon_shine3
Jan. 10th, 2008 08:21 am (UTC)
And modest to I see ;o) hehee.. just had to say that
(no subject) - scottj32 - Jan. 10th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - moon_shine - Jan. 10th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
the fun part - playgirl - Jan. 10th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: the fun part - scottj32 - Jan. 10th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: the fun part - moon_shine - Jan. 10th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: the fun part - scottj32 - Jan. 11th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: the fun part - moon_shine - Jan. 11th, 2008 08:38 pm (UTC) - Expand
see_dog
Jan. 10th, 2008 06:07 am (UTC)
That's a sexy looking baby.
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
inferiority complex
He was starting to get an inferiority complex! You get 2 thumbs up from me for sayin' that! ;o)
Re: inferiority complex - see_dog - Jan. 11th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC) - Expand
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