1. Every since I heard Hillary was thinking of giving away $5,000 of our money to every new born for their college education or down payment on a house, I ran to the 2nd hand store and bought my own RETIREMENT FUND!
I've already sent letters to all my friends, informing them that they will have to buy TWO gumballs from my gumball machines, instead of one! I figure it'll take me approximately 40 years to save the $5,000 I'm to give away to some stranger for their future!
If I somehow manage to put a dime, every single day, for the rest of my life, into my little RETIREMENT FUND bowl, I'll someday be living high off the hog!
By golly! Who the hell needs Social Security anyway?!! :o)
I have a funny feeling I won't be voting Demo! Somebody slap me please!
2. Larry Craig refuses to get out of Dodge, and plans to remain
for the duration of his term. No, he just will not go away!
I could care a parrots beak what Senator Larry Craig's sexual life
consists of, but when he showed no compassion for
President Clinton's predicament by calling him all those
nasty names, then I cannot show compassion
for this FAMILY MORAL VALUES hypocrite, either!
Blondie - Rapture
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