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HOT PORN! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HOT STUFF, THEN DON'T ENTER!!

UPDATE: DAMN IT!! SOMEBODY REALLY THOUGHT I HAD PORN,
AND HE DELETED ME! YOU WILL FIND PORN FOOOOOD WHEN YOU
ENTER. IT'S MY CHILI CON QUESO DIP!! DAMN IT!!


The colorful chili arrangement you see at the top,
I bought in Hatch, New Mexico, and it hangs over my kitchen window.



These are 50 pounds of green chili I
roasted myself over backyard BBQ grill. I could have had
them roast it for me for free, but I like to do it myself,
because I know exactly how to roast it so that the
peeling will slip off easily with just a couple of pulls
with my fingers.



After I roasted and cooled the chilis, I put them into
freezer bags then put them in the freezer.

I've often bragged that I'm call the Texas Queen of Hot,
and this is why. This is my very own authentic and
ORIGINAL chili con queso recipe that I invented, which
I'll share with you kids because I love you:



These are a few of the things you'll need.



Peel and chop green chilis.


Remove the veins of about 5 jalapeños chilis, and dice into
tiny pieces. I prefer to leave the veins in the jalapeños, because I ♥ my
chili like I like my men - HOT! :o)



Chop 1 small white onion. This little gaget is absolutely wonderful, because you can chop anything in only a few seconds. Before I bought it, I use to chop the top of an onion, and place it on top of my head, along with a cup of water on the table so I wouldn't cry. I don't have to do this anymore! :o)


Chop 4 cloves of garlic.


Dice the garlic into tiny pieces.


Dice 5 tomatoes into small pieces.


Slice about 2 cups of mushrooms. Saute the onions, garlic, jalapeños,
and mushrooms in extra virgin olive oil. DO NOT add salt because the Velveeta cheese and Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup will make it salty enough!



Add the tomatoes, and green chili, and continue to saute all
the ingredients for just a little while longer.



Add 1/2 cup sour cream, and half of a can of Campbell's
Cream of Mushroom soup (DO NOT add water).



Add KRAFT Velveeta Cheese in slices, and
simmer slowly so cheese melts a little.



Keep simmering until the cheese looks a little like this. I like
to add just a little more sour cream at this point.



Add CARNATION Evaporated milk, and continue to simmer,
while stirring, so it won't burn on the bottom.



Serve warm in small bowls with chips.

You can also make this for BREAKFAST:



Saute 1 corn tortilla in olive oil. Add some chili con queso on
top of the tortilla, then add a fried egg on top, and add some
more chili con queso on top of the egg and tortilla.



It will look like this.



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mehen
Sep. 13th, 2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
As if just Savanah and chili pepper weren't hot enough, you add good food.*yum*
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)
I'm on a roll when it comes to cooking, and I've only begun, Sweety Pie!

Lets see what YUMMY thing I come up with this coming weekend! I'll post it for you!
jblaque
Sep. 13th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
That looks downright delightful.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
It is! Hope you try making it someday to see just how good it tastes! :o)
dirtywhiteboi
Sep. 13th, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
Hot damn that looks awesomely delish!

dirt
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
It is delish in a big way! You must try making it for the holidays! :o)
astrixas
Sep. 13th, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)
I totally need to hire you to cook for me!
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
You will need to hire me in an even bigger way when I start posting pics and recipes of the dishes I plan on making in the near future! heh heh

The up coming months put me on a roll when it comes to cooking! :o)
scottj32
Sep. 13th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
The chili kind of looks like a bunch of crickets
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
They sure do, but they don't taste like crickets. I should know 'cuz I ate some worms while I was stationed in Korea, and if I'm not mistaken, worms taste just like crickets! :o)
dlanor
Sep. 13th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
Hot Porn! I am in love...
Now I know that I need to move next door to you and drop by for Chili Con Queso at least once a week.

That looks ever so good and I bet the farm it tastes even better than it looks.

They need to hire your for the Food Channel.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
Re: Hot Porn! I am in love...
Oh Ron, it tastes really, really delicious! Wait 'til I make some white rice with chilis. When I do, I'll post pics and the recipe. It's so simple to make.

When it comes to cooking, my Mama taught me well! :o)
buddave
Sep. 13th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
You are so talented......
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
I love to brag! I am very talented when I'm in the kitchen! :o)
sputnik
Sep. 14th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
Looks yummy. Maybe I'll make this and take it to our burning man decompression party.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
I hope you do, because you're dish will be the hit of that party! Just follow the recipe carefully, and if you need any help, just let me know!
sawjockey
Sep. 14th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
My eyes are watering just looking at the pictures. It looks delicious.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:52 pm (UTC)
Sweety Pie, I can't stress enough how delicious it tastes! You must try making it!
lonestar9
Sep. 14th, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
Where's my porn?? :)
That recipe sounds like a lot of work, but it also sounds muy muy rico...hehe....I'll need to try that out one day..
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
You have to try making it for the up coming holidays. It really doesn't take too much time or work to make it. All that needs chopping takes only a few minutes, then just dump saute, and dump all the the rest of the stuff in, and simmer. I'd say it takes about 30 minutes to make.
bakapooh
Sep. 14th, 2007 03:04 am (UTC)
Hot and spicy,the way i like my women! ;)
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:10 pm (UTC)
Hot n Spicy is the only way when it comes to food, and the opposite sex! YAY!
shadowy_poet
Sep. 14th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
Looks like a chili lovers heaven.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
It is heaven on the taste buds. It is said men make the best cooks, and I believe it. You should try making it!
moon_shine
Sep. 14th, 2007 04:25 am (UTC)
Texas Queen of Hot

Wow you are not kidding it is hot I sneaked a little taste and WoW!!! ;o) Wink Wink
Look’s great Sunshine I think I had better make some of that up to keep me warm until December ;o) he he… but I think the cook would keep me warmer ;o)
Hugs!
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Texas Queen of Hot
Sweety Stuff, again you've made me laugh! :o)
Re: Texas Queen of Hot - moon_shine - Sep. 15th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Texas Queen of Hot - moon_shine - Sep. 20th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Texas Queen of Hot - moon_shine - Sep. 20th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC) - Expand
i_love_tazzus
Sep. 14th, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
haha
Hot Damn! I'd be going to boot camp everyday for a week, just to work all the calories off.

I can smell it now... :P :)
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: haha
Just eat one small bowl of it, and you won't have to do boot camp to work those calories off! But then, can you eat only one potato chip?! heh heh
inspectorjury
Sep. 14th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
You know I think you aught to send me a plane ticket and let me come down and visit for a week and you could cook for me and I would eat it. Now that I read what I just said I don't really see an upside for you. LOL Unless you really like cooking for old fellas.
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