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OMG! SPUD AND TATTER ARE DYING!


OMG! SPUD AND TATTER ARE DYING!



An update on Mr. Spud and Mrs. Tatter Potato:

I know for a fact that you've all been on pins and needles, awaiting to see how the Tatter's have been doing, since they mysteriously developed some incurable disease of which little is known.

I'm so sorry to be the messenger of bad tidings, but Spud and Tatter's prognosis is not good at all. I've tried everything in my power to stagnate the process of aging, but as you can see it's been to no avail! They've aged least 30 years in a matter of a few months, and I'm positive they'll soon be expiring, and when they do, I promise to send you all an invitation to the viewing and funeral services which will be held in my backyard. I even penny pinch when it comes to funerals, anyway, I'll be damned if I make some funeral home richer than they already are!



This is when the couple started noticing something was wrong.











The Bug will be one of the pallbearers who will carry the caskets
of the deceased, in and out of the church for the funeral ceremony.
As you can see, he'll be dressed in his best duds!

I sometimes think like a child, and thank God I do, otherwise,
I'd go even nuttier than the fruitcake I already am! :o)




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Comments

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daddy
Sep. 11th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
you had me going there, I had forgotten about the starchies, and thought it might be two of the other kittens.... I am glad I was in error.
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:33 pm (UTC)
You were in error, but I don't know now, because Helen's little eye has almost doubled! I'm taking her to the vet tomorrow!
moon_shine
Sep. 16th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
Hope Helen is ok Sunshine
Love you
~Pete~
dolorinterno
Sep. 11th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
ha ha it took me a while to realize those were potatoes. I'm like she's playing with turds?? WHY????
playgirl
Sep. 11th, 2007 11:57 pm (UTC)
OMG! They do look like little turds with eyes, huh?! :o)

moon_shine
Sep. 11th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
Haha But you know what Sunshine they both still look happy to me :o)
Love You! :)
playgirl
Sep. 12th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC)
I don't know. Mrs. Tater Potato is starting to look a little glum, but at least Mr. Spud Potato is trying to keep a STIFF upper lip! :o)
moon_shine
Sep. 12th, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
You know I was just thinking if I lived on a shelf in your house it is not my lip that would be STIFF =o) hehehehe.....
and I would be hoping mrs Tater Potato would not notice ;o)
ceparker72
Sep. 11th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
LOL!! I like how their eyes are in that last picture... all crazy looking. Funny!!
playgirl
Sep. 12th, 2007 12:31 am (UTC)
I know, those are the eyes of utter despair!

Just look at their hair! And to think they wouldn't any other hair stylist but Frederic Fekkai cut their hair!
asifallforever
Sep. 12th, 2007 12:48 am (UTC)
oh those things are creepy!
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
They're starting to get little buggy's now, too! :o(
dlanor
Sep. 12th, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
OMG!
And they started out with such high hopes. Now they look like a couple of ancient critters. Just like in real life, we all end up wrinkled and smaller.
ayoub
Sep. 12th, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
I think it's cute that you are the way you are...

*smooch*
playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad, 'cuz I can be such a brat sometimes! :o)

Smooches and Eskimo kisses!
ayoub
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
Brats are fun!

oooo I love me some eskimo kisses! :D
tigron_x
Sep. 12th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
Lol... Mrs. Potatoe looks like she's gettin angry, and then goes cuckoo. Or the drugs must be good.
bakapooh
Sep. 13th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC)
Silly me, i thought that was George and Laura Bush there :)

I'm afraid plastic surgery won't help the taters!

playgirl
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
Come to think of it, you're right! They do look like the Bushes!

As for the plastic surgery, not to worry, 'cuz the mortician will soon attend to it! :o)
nebris
Oct. 17th, 2007 01:46 am (UTC)
Coca Loca, only you would have zombie vegetables. lol

~M~
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