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OMG! SPUD AND TATTER ARE DYING!


OMG! SPUD AND TATTER ARE DYING!



An update on Mr. Spud and Mrs. Tatter Potato:

I know for a fact that you've all been on pins and needles, awaiting to see how the Tatter's have been doing, since they mysteriously developed some incurable disease of which little is known.

I'm so sorry to be the messenger of bad tidings, but Spud and Tatter's prognosis is not good at all. I've tried everything in my power to stagnate the process of aging, but as you can see it's been to no avail! They've aged least 30 years in a matter of a few months, and I'm positive they'll soon be expiring, and when they do, I promise to send you all an invitation to the viewing and funeral services which will be held in my backyard. I even penny pinch when it comes to funerals, anyway, I'll be damned if I make some funeral home richer than they already are!



This is when the couple started noticing something was wrong.











The Bug will be one of the pallbearers who will carry the caskets
of the deceased, in and out of the church for the funeral ceremony.
As you can see, he'll be dressed in his best duds!

I sometimes think like a child, and thank God I do, otherwise,
I'd go even nuttier than the fruitcake I already am! :o)




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