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My body has been burning with desire for much too long, so I’ve decided to do something about it tomorrow evening. I'm looking forward to it with great anticipation for a night filled with titillating orgasmalicious lovemaking with that special someone!

I’ll soon set the mood for an intimate atmosphere filled with an array of flowers. Since I’m extremely passionate, the sheets and pillow cases will be red satin. I love the way they make me feel when I rub every inch of my nude body against them! I’ll have a few red aromatherapy candles, massage oils, and a couple of erotic videos for an inviting and sensual ambiance to my bedroom.

I’ve already bought myself some extremely seductively naughty lingerie to create a sense of mystery and eroticism to my body. I chose a sexy black sheer lace bustier set with see through lace trim, a gamigarter, lace top stockings, matching g-string panties, and leopard satin high heel slippers with black Maribou. My skin will feel satiny smooth, and will smell of Dove soap. My hair will smell great and will be loose and wild looking!

I’ve got a bottle of Laurent-Perrier Grande Siècle La Cuvée in the frig., along with some bananas, oysters, strawberries and pinenuts.

Tomorrow night, I’ll make sure to hang my DO NOT DISTURB sign on my bedroom door, when I start masturbating myself with my hands that know exactly what to do to get me moaning with orgasmic joy!

Whoever said ONE is a lonely number was gravely mistaken!

But hey! Should I get lonely,
who wants to join me
so I can share all the

Playgirl's Quote for Today:
"I'll come up and make love
to you at five o'clock.
If I'm late, start without me."
- Tallulah Bankhead

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Aug. 30th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
silly gurl...
it's always better with some help...

We'll be migrating to Quiet Valley tonight for our Ecovillage Meetup..

and of COURSE to play some music...

Aug. 30th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Re: silly gurl...
Really?! ;o)

You're so lucky! Nothing beats a weekend with nature and great music!
Re: silly gurl... - kayakman - Aug. 30th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)

Men can't deny they like this 'partner' a lot, too, by the way. (grin)

Seriously, I've never understood women who act like there's something wrong with some happy self-pleasure! Go for it!

Or I should say: go YOU!!!

Aug. 30th, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
Self-pleasure...hmmm...I like those words
Self-pleasure...hmmm...I like those words much better than the word masturbation! I'll start calling it that from now on.

I'll never understand why some find the act offensive. If more would just leave their inhibitions at the door, and just do it, there'd be a hell of a lot of less unwanted pregancies, among other things in this world.

Tomorrow I'll be in the company of the greatest person in the world for a self-pleasure romp in the hay - ME! heeeeee
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you have a perfect weekend planned. Hope everything "cums" out ok. ;)

I would love to join you should you need more than your own 2 hands. ;)
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
I always use my own thumb to strum my sweet cherry plum
I know this will sound pretty dumb, but I never shy away from finding ways to cum, while sipping on a bottle of rum, and and chewing on a wad of bubble gum. I always use my own thumb to strum my sweet cherry plum to produce some yum yum cum!

Er…now don’t misunderstand, there are times when I find myself un-man-ned and feel I do need an extra hand to attend to my mammary gland, which makes the whole act, pretty damn grand! Wanna lend a helping hand? heeeee
Aug. 30th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
that special someone!
Sounds like a winning combination! Have a terrific time!
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
Re: that special someone!
I'm sure I will. I'll have the perfect partner! ;o)
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Sep. 1st, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
Oh yes, yes, yes!! heh heh
Aug. 30th, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
I will be there if only in my Dreams!
((Hugs)) my friend!
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
Hugs Sweet Stuff!
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
Call me so we can share an experience together ;)
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
If I did, I'm positive you'd have me melt all over the floor, and Grandpa would have to grab the mop! ;o)

Damn! You're gorgeous!
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured
Well I have to agree with everyone else who said that being pleasured is so much nicer... If I had to choose I would rather be pleasurede cause then I could return the gift.

The mental picture you formed is heavenly... I wish so much I could see you in your new outfit sounds so sinfully delightful... Reminds me so much of an encounter many many years ago in Savanna Ga.

I got to the room early, a 5 star hotel in the old part of the city, I scattered the bed with pink rose petals with a single yellow rose laying on the pillow. I made a trail of hershey kisses from the door to the bed with a note on the bed saying, "I have kissed the ground you walk on" and then on the bedside table there was a large jar of Green M&M's (they are supposed to be approdesiacs ya know).

It was a very nice weekend. I wish yours could be as nice... but I admit I would be green with envy of that special someone...
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured
That is the most romantic thing I've ever read!

You are something else!
Re: Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured - daddy - Sep. 7th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 31st, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
Oh my...


I would love to join you :D

Sep. 7th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Well come on over! The more the merrier! haaaaaaa
(no subject) - ayoub - Sep. 8th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 31st, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
I'd have to be dead not to want to join you after that description.
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
You're the most alive man I've met on LJ!

(no subject) - manoman - Sep. 1st, 2007 01:36 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
I have never envied a pair of hands so much! =)
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:53 am (UTC)
Mmmmm...my hands are doing such wonderful things to my entire body! This is ecstacy! heeee
Aug. 31st, 2007 04:17 am (UTC)
Things that make me go hmmm?
Good thing you specified "I start masturbating myself with my hands" because for all I know you could have been talking about masterbating a Kuala Bear with the Pope's hands. I almost thought it for a second. Thank all the gods or god in the heavens or heaven that you specified. Now I can sleep a good nights rest instead of fearing for those poor Kuala Bears at the greasy hands of our Pope....literally.

Alas I cannot join your Cruisade for you are not a bitch. And bitches are what I'm into. Not to mention this is for "Adluts only." I have no idea what the hell an "Adlut" is? All I know is that I've never been referred to as one and therefor must not be one. Plus it sounds like this is interspecies breeding and I'm only into my own kind. I like them big nipples.

Anywho I'm in the mood for a hello kitty happy meal. Assuming they didn't run out. That is what I shall go for :P.
Sep. 7th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Things that make me go hmmm?
Hmmm...now I'm truly suspicious of that kitty happy meal! It better not be what my naughty mind suspects! Besides, haven't I told you to stay out of places that say ADULTS ONLY?!

I wouldn't want your virgin eyes and ears to see and hear anything you shouldn't, Puppy Puddles!!
Re: Things that make me go hmmm? - see_dog - Sep. 8th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 31st, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)
A friend of mine once told me, and his assembled friends and ex-lovers, that as far as sex with a woman is concerned, he much preferred a quick jack off in the bathroom. I couldn't disagree with him more.

If all you want is to achieve orgasm, if all you need is to feel filled to stretching, if all you want is to knock out the kinks in your back and to make your toes curl upwards and backwards then by all means drag out the old reliable B.O.B. and put on the mood music, light the candles and put in the batteries.

For myself, the hand is a poor substitute for the delicious curves of a woman, the soft feminine laughter, the sweet perfumes and intoxicating curves of the woman's body. Mrs Palmer and her five daughters are a quiet mob, each girl as bony and skinny as their mother is broad. They are silent and never utter a word. If I try talking dirty to them I just find myself "talking to the hand".

Sorry, I got off track a little, but I would much rather share emotional as well as sexual input with a real women even if it were the shared experience of watching each other masturbate. Otherwise, as far as I am concerned, one is STILL the loneliest number.

Hugs for you, sweet Savannaah.
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
As always, I send you hugs, too! You have a way with words, no matter what the topic, that leave me in awe.

I'm afraid when it comes to intimacy with a human-being, I'd rather not. There's a reason why I've named this LJ "Playgirl's Mechanical World."
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)
If I end up in TX, may I come over and take care of your needs in person?
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
Should the day ever come that I tire of my hands, sure! heh heh
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
now will you be taking your date out for dinner and a movie first?
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
Absolutely! Nothing but the best for me! Nobody can take the place of me for the best sexilicious sex ever! ;o)
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