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Mr. & Mrs. Tater

Grandpa and I did some major cleaning in the kitchen today. We washed windows, scrubbed everything, including the oven and outdoor BBQ’er. When I got to one of the cabinets, I found these two old potatoes hiding toward the back. Look what I did with them!

I really hate to admit this, but whenever I get behind the wheel of my car, I throw birdies at drivers who aggravate me. It can be quite tiring. I came across this brilliant idea! I took an old leather glove, soaked it in a little water with some glue, put it out in the sun to dry, and look at the masterpiece I came up with! Now, all I’ll have to do when I drive and become upset at drivers is pull out my little “UP YOURS ASSHOLE” glove! I tell you, I just can’t get over how clever I am!

Something tells me I need to get a life?! Perhaps it's time I start acceping those invitations I've been declining. :o(


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( 18 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 10th, 2007 02:03 am (UTC)
... are some scary spuds! :P
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Those.....
And they get scarier by the day! I'll post a pic of them in a few more days so you can see how fast they age! :o)
Jun. 10th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
look at the masterpiece I came up with!
Oh dear! Somehow it reminds me of the Scarecrow from THE WIZARD OF OZ. Only, he'd have to be in an uncharacteristically bad mood.

Hey, if you're in a "do it yourself"-type mood, you could rig up a squeeze-bulb contraption so the glove would mysteriously pop up from the back seat. It would seem all the more startling to other drivers.
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
Re: look at the masterpiece I came up with!
By golly, you're right! Mr. Potato does look like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz! :o)

I'll try your suggestion!
Jun. 12th, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)
Mr. Potato does look like the Scarecrow
Actually, I was talking about the glove...if you look at the illustrations in the OZ books, the Scarecrow's hands always look freakish and jointless. But Mr. Potato does have a delightfully scarecrowish look about him! Wise, and yet not-wise.

Speaking of scarecrows, have you been seeing the recent TV series of DR WHO? They had some fine, menacing scarecrows in recent weeks.
Jun. 10th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
Errant driver when they return home: "I'm a real F*ckhead."
spouse: "how did you come by that?"

Errant driver: "A little BIRDIE told me!"

:) hee hee

Jun. 12th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
That was so funny, and perfect for my Mr. and Mrs. Potato heads! heeeeee!
Jun. 10th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
I've never invited you but if ytou want a little vacation to escape, i could put you up. no strings atached or weirdness. lol. :)
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:25 pm (UTC)
That is the nicest thing I've ever heard! Thank you, and I'll remember you!
Jun. 10th, 2007 08:33 am (UTC)
i'm inviting you to austin to get sexed the fuck up.
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
When I feel like getting all sexed up, I'll let you know! ;o)
Jun. 14th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
i bet i kiss better than that old rubber mouth. i would treat you like the ultimate goddess of the frickin' universe that you are.
Jun. 10th, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen you any inventations... but you would always be welcomed here for a visit. So consider it an open invite.

When I first saw that glove thingie... I thought it might be a really old bannana. haha
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you, and I'll keep it in mind!

By golly again!! It does look like an old banana, huh?!

I think I'll try my artistic talents on a banana next! :o)
Jun. 11th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
New England's nice in the fall...it's always nice, but especially in the fall. People are born here giving the 1 finger salute...you'll be right at home.
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
You are precious!
Jun. 14th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
I just can’t get over how clever I am!
You are a real aggitator, aren't you. Package on the way.
Jun. 16th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
"Something tells me I need to get a life?! Perhaps it's time I start acceping those invitations I've been declining. :o("

Ya Mine! very cute ;o)
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