Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World

Death and Panty Obsession, Prudes, LJ Friends, Psychiatrist Shoots Patient

I know you’re getting pretty damn sick of looking at my legs, but I had to do it once again to share something with you! Oh, and for the prudes out there; P-L-E-A-S-E! I’ve seen some girls at the beach wearing THREE first aid band-aids for a bikini!!

Yes, you kids are responsible for causing me fall on my back like this, because, I literally end up falling out of my chair and start twiddling my thumbs in awe, when I read each and every one of your opinions to some controversial subject matter I post in LJ.

All I can say is, its mind boggling how BRILLIANT, and often times amusing you kids are, and I LOVE it!

I KNOW! I made a big stink in one of my posts about that kid killing that giant hog, and swore I’d never again eat a pig! Well, I’m seriously hanging my head down in shame, because I’m sure I ate Fred for lunch today at Chopsticks when I ordered Sweet and Sour Pork! Damn it was good! :o(

And while I’m at it, remind me never to discuss my sex life with a shrink!

Strange but True:

Sao Paulo, Brazil: Psychiatrist Oscar Dominguez was listening to a patient talk about her sex life when he pulled out a gun and shot her to death. As he explained to the court, "I just couldn't take those nut cases anymore."

As many of you already know, I have this abnormal fear of dying in a car accident and having the coroner look at old, stinky panties. So, this week-end, I bought me a bunch of brand new panties again so I can wear a brand new pair when I get behind the wheel of my car. How do I keep them looking brand new after wearing the same ones for TEN days through? Well, let me tell you! I put them on, get in my car and drive to work, and just as soon as I get there, I go to the bathroom and change into my old, torn up ones. When it’s time to drive back home, I put the new ones on again, and when I get home, I put on the ugly old ones again! Damn I’m clever!

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Tags: health, killers, obnoxious, panties, playgirl, silly
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