Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

I know you’re getting pretty damn sick of looking at my legs, but I had to do it once again to share something with you! Oh, and for the prudes out there; P-L-E-A-S-E! I’ve seen some girls at the beach wearing THREE first aid band-aids for a bikini!!

Yes, you kids are responsible for causing me fall on my back like this, because, I literally end up falling out of my chair and start twiddling my thumbs in awe, when I read each and every one of your opinions to some controversial subject matter I post in LJ.

All I can say is, its mind boggling how BRILLIANT, and often times amusing you kids are, and I LOVE it!

I KNOW! I made a big stink in one of my posts about that kid killing that giant hog, and swore I’d never again eat a pig! Well, I’m seriously hanging my head down in shame, because I’m sure I ate Fred for lunch today at Chopsticks when I ordered Sweet and Sour Pork! Damn it was good! :o(

And while I’m at it, remind me never to discuss my sex life with a shrink!

Strange but True:

Sao Paulo, Brazil: Psychiatrist Oscar Dominguez was listening to a patient talk about her sex life when he pulled out a gun and shot her to death. As he explained to the court, "I just couldn't take those nut cases anymore."

As many of you already know, I have this abnormal fear of dying in a car accident and having the coroner look at old, stinky panties. So, this week-end, I bought me a bunch of brand new panties again so I can wear a brand new pair when I get behind the wheel of my car. How do I keep them looking brand new after wearing the same ones for TEN days through? Well, let me tell you! I put them on, get in my car and drive to work, and just as soon as I get there, I go to the bathroom and change into my old, torn up ones. When it’s time to drive back home, I put the new ones on again, and when I get home, I put on the ugly old ones again! Damn I’m clever!

Girl From Ipanema

Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


( 72 comments — Leave a comment )
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
Jun. 5th, 2007 09:35 pm (UTC)
Sick of looking at your legs? NEVER!!!
Jun. 5th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)
Then I MUST take some more leg shots just for you, Sweety Pie!
Jun. 5th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
I have this abnormal fear of dying in a car accident and having the coroner look at old, stinky panties.

why not just go commando? problem solved with zero effort!

Jun. 5th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
I'm Catholic
Commando is out of the question. I'm Catholic, and the Catholic Church shuns girls who drive without their panties!
Re: I'm Catholic - warpedpuppy - Jun. 6th, 2007 04:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 5th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oh... I'll complain! Where's the rest? I know you're more than just a pair of legs so come with it. :P

Jun. 5th, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)
Aye Dave! I'm too shy to show my face, and besides, by not showing it, you can imagine that I'm the most beautiful woman in the world!

Sending you bunches of be-s-e-tee-toes, 'cuz I get warm fuzzies knowing you're back!

Hope you haven't forgotten from last year, that those are kisses! :o)
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - tigron_x - Jun. 5th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - playgirl - Jun. 5th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - tigron_x - Jun. 5th, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - playgirl - Jun. 5th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - tigron_x - Jun. 6th, 2007 12:55 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - playgirl - Jun. 6th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - moon_shine - Jun. 7th, 2007 07:09 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: be-s-e-tee-toes - nishar - Jun. 6th, 2007 08:05 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 5th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
The day I get tired of looking at your legs is the day I open a men's bathhouse. You're hotter than...a factory of Hot Pockets!

If I was a shrink, would you reconsider telling me about your sex life? :)
Jun. 5th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
You always manage to put smiles on my face!

If I was a shrink, would you reconsider telling me about your sex life?

I would, but first you'd have to let me play...er...frisk you from top to bottom! :o)
Jun. 5th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
The whole panties thing made me laugh right out loud. If I have to look at your legs okay but I'm really a cleavage man. What you got no cleavage?
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC)
BUTT...I always thought you were a BUTT man!! Oh well, not to worry, I've got tatas, too, and you'll get to see them in all their glory on our (June 20) wedding day!
Re: BUTT...TATAS - inspectorjury - Jun. 7th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:07 pm (UTC)
I can't imagine how anyone would get tired of looking at your legs...

Oh, there's a post below too!

The best way to avoid your fear is to go commando ;)
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
Thank you, and what a relief! :o)

The Catholic Church is very strict against women who cause scandals, and if they find out I’m going commando style, I'd stand the chance of being excommunicated!

In fact, they’re trying to pass, as we speak, a law that we start wearing bloomers! :o(
Re: scandals - ayoub - Jun. 5th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
I doubt anyone in their right mind will ever get tired of looking at your legs!
Jun. 6th, 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
ears ringing
I hope not, Sweety Pie, but one never knows when SOME stuff shirt will sneak in here and find it offensive.

I've noticed that when I post a pic like that, I hear my ears ringing throughout the day! :o)
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)
I know you’re getting pretty damn sick of looking at my legs

Nope, not me. :)
Jun. 6th, 2007 12:07 am (UTC)
Well dog gone it
Well dog gone it! That sure makes me happy! :o)
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
If you got it then why not show it off. :) Any you have great sexy legs so by all means show it. Who care if someone doesn't like, then they do not have to look, right? I don't think to many people would have a problem with your legs post........ Question? Is that true about the whole panties thing? Haha I have never thought about something like that but now you have me thinking.
Jun. 6th, 2007 12:33 am (UTC)
Thank you, Sweety Pie, but one never knows, but who gives a horses buck teeth, right?! :o)

I’m DEAD serious about my panties! I’ve had nightmares about being involved in a fatal auto accident, and much to my dismay, I find myself lying on the cold slab in my bra, and my old, dingy, tattered panties! Then I see the pathologist looking at me with disgust as he starts to perform the post mortem examination on me, but right before he starts, he grabs a cloth pin and puts it his nose, takes off my panties, and throws them in a trashcan labeled TOXIC WASTE! Let me tell you, that’s when I really start dying a million deaths in embarrassment!!
Jun. 6th, 2007 12:59 am (UTC)
Sexy, sexy legs
Never get tired of sexy legs.

Reading about the panties cracked me up. Maybe you just ought to change them every day. I am sure you can buy many pairs at the local thrift stores.

Package is ready to ship. It has some surprises in it.
Jun. 6th, 2007 04:21 am (UTC)
Re: Sexy, sexy legs
So you never tire of sexy legs? YAY!

Although, I'm a well known Penny Pinching Thrift Freak, not so when it comes to my panties. I buy only the most expensive and sexiest panties from Victoria's Secret, 'cuz when I die, I want to go out with a big bang, and in style! heh heh

Soon my dear! :o)
Re: Sexy, sexy legs - donchep - Jun. 6th, 2007 02:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: Sexy, sexy legs - playgirl - Jun. 8th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
Ok, you said that you couldn't go commando in the car, but you could save a lot of time if you wore the new panties to drive in, just took them off at work and not replace them with the old ones. Then for the drive home just slide the new ones back on until you reached the safety of the old homestead.
Jun. 6th, 2007 04:41 am (UTC)
I'm constantly dropping my pen
I'm afraid that wouldn't work out, because I work in a place where the majority of the employees are men.

See, I wear pretty short skirts to work, and have a tendency of bending over a lot, because I'm constantly dropping my pen to the floor! So now do you see why I couldn't possibly go commando at work?!
(Deleted comment)
Jun. 6th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
It wasn't pig?!
It wasn't pig?!

What WAS it, Sweety Pie??!!
(Deleted comment)
Re: It wasn't pig?! - playgirl - Jun. 7th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
What about the fact people often evacuate their bladder and bowels in violent accidents? And in violent, fatal accidents, it's really common. :x

Got a plan for that?
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:59 pm (UTC)
I couldn't sleep a wink
You're the first that brought this to light. I had no idea, and I'm devestated!

I couldn't sleep a wink last night, trying to find a solution, but couldn't come up with one!

You're pretty clever! Any suggestions?
Re: I couldn't sleep a wink - adudeabides - Jun. 7th, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: I couldn't sleep a wink - playgirl - Jun. 8th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 6th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
I gotta tell ya that one of the VERY best things about your posts is going through and reading the comments people leave. Your right when you say how wonderful and brilliant all these people are.

I gotta say tho the comment about looseing your bladder and bowels in a violent accidents is a dirty trick! But really, do ya have a plan for that??

Jun. 6th, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC)
dirty little trick
Yes, they are all wonderful, just as you are, and I learn so much from them! I very lucky to have you all as LJ friend!

As for that dirty little trick problem, which I never knew about, I'm sure one of them will come up with a solution! At least I hope so, otherwise, I just may find myself knee deep in ...!! :o(
Re: dirty little trick - biglittlebro - Jun. 6th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: dirty little trick - playgirl - Jun. 8th, 2007 03:01 am (UTC) - Expand
Jun. 6th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
Neither shall the right to keep bare arms, nor the right to keep and arm bears!!
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:36 pm (UTC)
True! Haaaaaaa!
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
( 72 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

May 2015


Powered by LiveJournal.com