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Kids, today is your lucky day!

Have more sex wherever, however and whenever, and don't hold back, 'cuz the outer opening of the vagina is very small, but God has provided it with a lot of tissues, which enable that, and God has also created a flexible organ so that sexual relations becomes easier! Mix the sexual positions and explore each other galore, and don't be fearful or stingy with the naughty foreplay!

Oh! And don't forget to explore your own bodies! I explore my own ALL the time! YAY!

Tell me kids, how is YOUR sex life?

2. Do you explore your own body like I do? ;o)

3. Got any GRRREAT tips for earth shattering sex?

Take Sex Out of the Closet!

Playgirl's Sex Quote

"To hear many religious people talk, one would think
God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the
devil slapped on the genitals."
- Don Schrader

Playgirl's Boléro Music
by Maurice Ravel

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May. 23rd, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
How do you make a Hormone?.....Don't pay her.

May. 24th, 2007 12:22 am (UTC)
Sweety Pie
I'm a dummy. Sweety Pie, I don't get it!
Synonyms - ninjaguydan - May. 24th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Synonyms - playgirl - May. 24th, 2007 01:50 am (UTC) - Expand
May. 23rd, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)
My sex life is nil. Masturbation, however, is something i excel at.
May. 24th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
experienced hands
Nothing beats a couple of well experienced hands that know exactly what to do with every inch of my body. This is why I always use my own.

Masturbation. Gotta love it! :o)
May. 23rd, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
2. My sex life is limited to one person (me). The ones who are interested in me I just don't find attractive or there's too much baggage to unload. Or it would be too much trouble to date them. Seems like I can harbor crushes on online girls too easily :)

3. Earth-shattering sex? Setting the groundwork is essential. Getting her aroused is a necessity, and besides kissing, one must not neglect the neck, especially the nape...and it helps to play with her hair. Keep stimulating and caressing the key 'safe' areas until she's almost begging for you to take her pants off. Foreplay is a must, and running your fingertips all along the girl's body while you're going down on her is a great way to get her started. Be aware of angles and exactly what position is best to stimulate the proper female components (clit, g-spot). Mixing up the rhythm can be a fun thing too, but not all the time. Experiment with crossing deep thrusts with more-shallow thrusts for different sensation. You can learn through the sexual process if she's preferable to romantic, tender, or sensual behavior, or if she just wants a good fucking, or even if she wants something more aggressive.

None of those are really tips. Just emphasizing the importance of prepping the lady, to stimulate every inch of her body, to read body lanuage, and just learn how to use the penis in the best way..
May. 24th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
Thanks for the sex tips. It's obvious they come from someone who has studied the topic of sexual pleasure, and I hope others read them so they can become even better lovers for their partner! :o)
May. 23rd, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)
Hows my sex life? Christ on a bike. Its there, but its nuts.

1. So, I did manage to atleast bang Vanessa a few times before we ended things. WOOHOO! So although I fucked her a few weeks ago, it is doubtful I will fuck her again until maybe sometime this summer (if ever).

2. I now have my friend Tamara whom has recently confessed her feelings for me. And at first I thought maybe I had the same feelings, but then I realized I was rebounding on her from Vanessa. Long story short, I fucked Tamara too. But I cleared it all up and things are okay now! But Tamara is still down for messing around with no strings attached.

3. So then theres this girl named Anna who wants nothing out of me except fucking. She came in and saw me at work and threw the offer on the table. Have I yet to fuck her? No. The slut radar is ringing off in my head. But her booty is asssssstastic!!! Ill keep you updated.

4. Last night I hung out with my old booty call Roxanne aka Southside Slut. Shes down for whatever whenever as long as a place is set. We hung out last night and watched 28 Days Later, and then we smashed. I call her old faithful.

5. Then theres also Veronica aka Roni an ex girlfriend of mine. Whenever she sends me a text that says "Hey do you wanna hang out", that is our translation for "Hey, do you want to come over and have sex?" So we do that maybe 3 times a month. Like I said, 3x a month isnt that often from her, but shes a great way to end a slump.

And well, I think thats it. I dont think I missed anyone. So right now??? Hell, after everything with Vanessa fell through, Im contemplating entering man-whore mode. I get enough girls throwing themselves at me but Ive always refused cause its not my personality to sleep with everyone and anyone, but I feel so let down by the whole Vanessa thing I dont know what to do.

Anyway. hence my sex life. amen.

P.S. No matter how much I get laid, I will ALWAYS FIND TIME TO JACK OFF!!

May. 24th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Scott, I honestly feel you should start writing a book about all your adventures! Believe me, it would be a best-seller, and I'd be the first in line to buy it, then I'd hound you forever to sign it for me! Seriously! :o)
Re: Seriously! - scottj32 - May. 24th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Seriously! - moon_shine - May. 24th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Seriously! - scottj32 - May. 24th, 2007 05:02 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Seriously! - playgirl - May. 24th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC) - Expand
May. 23rd, 2007 11:04 pm (UTC)
Oh I passed out there for a sec. Well now that you have revived me with both barrels :) oh how sweet it was, now I want to explore your body too!=o) one inch at a time.

Here is a little fun game to play with your partner you put on a blind fold and explore each other but you can only use your tongue for the first hour helps build the excitement ;o) and it gets the taste buds real Hard too! =o) and it can really heat things up! And then you can use only your hands for the next hour and if you last the hole hour your not doing it right ;o)))

Now I am getting dizzy so get over here fast!!!

"Please your partner … often … and you will please Allah." You know I think it should say please moon shine...often... and you will please Allah ;o)
May. 24th, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
Cotton Candy Fantasy
I'm gonna have to carry some smelling salts with me, 'cuz every time we're together you get all dizzy and out on me! Could the Cotton Candy Fantasy body spray I use be the culprit, or could it be my outrageously naughty teasing, Sweet Stuff?! ;o)
Re: Cotton Candy Fantasy - moon_shine - May. 24th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC) - Expand
May. 23rd, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
Sex life is Wonderful, but it always has been. When you are good, that bit of information gets spread around.

2. Nope someone special has too much fun doing it for me.

3. Sex tip: BREATHE, a little trick I learned in India, entails a breathing exercise.

A series of three breaths.
The first is a normal breath and is held for about 10 seconds. and then released through the nose ONLY!

Breathe normally for a few seconds then take a second breath this time the breath is twice as deep as the first and you hold it 15 seconds, then let it out slowly through the nose.

Again breathe normally a few more seconds then take a third breath. The third is as deep as you can take. If you think your lungs are full take in a lottle more and HOLD IT! Try to keep it in at least 30 seconds then release it through the nose.

This exercise can help you mellow out when stressed, and it can help you calm down when angry but most of all it will increase the intensity of an orgasm when done just before you feel it about to happen.

By holding your breath you force more oxygen into the blood stream, which gives more oxygen to the Brain and all the other cells of the body and the Central Nervous System.

Women who have rarely had orgasms are able to achieve them every time when done and those others have explosive orgasms, lasting longer than normal.

The trick is to make sure you take the last breath just before you feel it comming on. When you release the breath you think to yourself or scream NOW! and then hang on! FOr those women who have trouble achieving, the screaming NOW will help give them a focal point that will allow them to release easier.

I have never had an instance that it did not help those who were orgasmic impaired to trigger nicely, or to magnify the results for those who already knew how to release.

If there is a partner, They can do a count down. 3...2...1...NOW 3 meaning take the first breath, 2 the second and 1 the big third one. NOW is the key to release the last breath and release the waves of Orgasmic bliss that will wash over her.

I have had women who have Exploded, squirting everywhere, those who have continued to cum for minutes, (One passsed out after a 12 minute orgasm) and those who achieved their FIRST orgasm, even after years of marrage.

I have learned that there is no such thing as a frigid woman, just inept partners.

This also helps for males as well.

Try it, You'll Like It! I promise.

Little one, I would love to be able to personally take you through the steps. :-)
May. 24th, 2007 01:38 am (UTC)
It is obvious you've mastered the art of sex, and oh how you tempt me Sweety Pie! :o)
May. 24th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
I don't have sex often.
People don't find me attractive, really.
May. 24th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't have sex often.
I don't know what you look like. Sure good looks are a big come on AT FIRST, but many of those with these good looks, is just about all they have, and after a while, they become very boring.

I have found many guys who other girls find unattractive, the most attractive of all. After getting to know them, I find so many of the qualities that are most important, and the main one is that they are real.

The last guy I had a terrible crush on, was considered unattractive by my friends, but I found I liked certain little jesters he made with his face, and I found something in his eyes that made me want to grab him and kiss him to death!

The only people I find unattractive are those feel they are God's gift to women, or visa versa, and perhaps they are, but only for very short time!
Re: I don't have sex often. - jasonecaesar - May. 25th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC) - Expand
May. 24th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)
I love foreplay! Licking along the edge where panties meet skin or bras meet boob happens to be one of my favorite passtimes.

Uhm... when I'm not reading something about economics, politics, theology, or a fascinating new Scientific discovery.

But I must be doing something right, judging by the gyrations, moans, and constantly being mistaken for this "God" fellow.

I'm Phil.

NOT God.
May. 24th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
Gyrations? Moans?

Yup! I do believe you're doing something very right! ;o)
(no subject) - prader - May. 25th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC) - Expand
May. 24th, 2007 01:46 pm (UTC)
"Take Sex Out of the Closet!"

Stopped using it long ago.......
I always found it cramped my style (if I had any to begin with)
May. 24th, 2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
Masturbation won't cramp your style, infact, you'll have the whole bed to yourself! ;o)
May. 24th, 2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
Just wanted to send you a hole lot of kisses and a big hug so I did. Hope your having a great day! Sunshine ;o)
May. 24th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
You have a great day too, Sweety Pie!
May. 24th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
1.- My sexual life is mark by two rhythms, one of my SO and the other by crush that I have towards a girl named S. I cannot complain it because is full of little satisfactions.

2. Sure, I like to watch me to the mirror when I leave the bath and it is not the auto exploration, the first sexual reference in our lives?
3.- Kisses and hugs, before and after a sexual encounter. They always mark the confidence degree that you have in your pair
May. 25th, 2007 01:27 pm (UTC)
Hot! ;o)
May. 25th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
Tell me kids, how is YOUR sex life?

Sporadic... lol

2. Do you explore your own body like I do? ;o)

Oh yes.

3. Got any GRRREAT tips for earth shattering sex?

Think about me while reading my porn. It has done the trick for you in the past. haha
May. 25th, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
You write porn?! Where?! ;o)
(no subject) - nishar - May. 25th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC) - Expand
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