"My public need me", says Paris Hilton.
She's urging fans to sign a petition so she can be pardoned for her "mistake" because she provides beauty and excitement to "(most of) our otherwise mundane lives".
Gee, Paris Hilton, I need you as much as I need a hemorrhoid on my ass!
Her mommy also says that Paris will face her punishment like an adult. LIKE AN ADULT?? Lets hope she faces her punishment like and adult, because she IS a TWENTY SIX years old ADULT!
Oh, and I have completely lost all faith in EQUAL JUSTICE, because Paris will serve half of the 40 some odd days, and will be placed in a nice COMFY place with TV and all the rest of the goodies to serve her punishment!
Gee! Money DOES rule EVERYWHERE in this disgusting world, huh?!!
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