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Sexy Legs Playgirl For President!


Sexy Legs Playgirl sitting at her throne!



I've been nominated to run for President of the United States, and I have accepted!

I’ll be running under the Dem-Rep-Off Party. Read my lips! I PROMISE to fulfill ONE wish from everybody! I'm pretty sure I have what it takes to run this country!

So! What's the ONE thing YOU want me to do for our country when I become President?



Playgirl's
Boléro Boléro Boléro



Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

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prader
May. 7th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
Abolish the Federal Reserve and I.R.S.
playgirl
May. 7th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
BUT!
BUT! Why the Federal Reserve?!

Oh well, a promise is a promise, so I'll abolish both!
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manoman
May. 7th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Don't be influenced by the religious right.
playgirl
May. 7th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
snobs
I Promise those snobbish, goodie two shoes, hypocrites will NEVER influence a girl like me!

jblaque
May. 7th, 2007 11:39 pm (UTC)
Work diligently to protect our air, water and species diversity.
playgirl
May. 7th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
I promise to protect our Rainforest
Read my lips!

I promise to protect our Rainforest from future slaughter because of greed, and will keep a constant close eye on our Environmental Protection Agency to ensure we have clean air and water year round, and I promise to protect our endangered species from extinction!
ayoub
May. 7th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
You got my vote!!!

And my wish? More sexy legs!!!

:D
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 12:09 am (UTC)
personally signed poster
YAY!

Playgirl promises to put a chicken, with all the fixin’s on every Americans table, along with a personally signed poster of her legs!
sputnik
May. 7th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
Find a way to make everyone lighten up a bit.
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
That will be easy for Playgirl!
That will be easy for Playgirl!

I'll just appoint a special manager to add tranquilizers to our public water system! This will insure the world will stay calm, cool and collected always!
hr_fuknstuf
May. 8th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
just that little peak at your butt gives me a boner. a boner!!
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 12:16 am (UTC)
My butt
Your wish is my command...for your vote!

My butt gets a lot more whistles when I wear my tight 2nd hand pinstriped pants! ;o)

Re: My butt - hr_fuknstuf - May. 8th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC) - Expand
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buddave
May. 8th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
Pardon Paris Hilton so the sweet little angel can stay home
with her mommy.
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 01:30 am (UTC)
boney little ass
BUT! To drive while under the influence of alcohol is a most irresponsible thing to do! Even for the sweet little angel!

BUT! I did promise, huh?! I'll pardon her for ONE minute, then immediately shove her boney little ass back into the slammer! :o)
Re: boney little ass - buddave - May. 8th, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC) - Expand
aamusedinatx
May. 8th, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
Make sex our national sport? And you can always 'throw' the first pitch? :)

playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
Let’s get ready to rummmmmble!
Hmmm...What a grand idea! Do you think this poster will entice people to vote for me? Or can you come up with something better?!

SEX - Let’s get ready to rummmmmble!

I can hardly wait to throw my 1st pitch! ;o)
daddy
May. 8th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
rebuild the Military, all four branches for only if we are prepared for war can we ever see peace. Have them protect our borders, airways and our shipping lanes,

and the joy of finally being able to se you at your debates will be the only thing I would need.
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 02:16 am (UTC)
These things I DO VOW!
I will honor all past commitments made to our Veterans and our men and women in the military!

A strong and powerful military is imperative to our countries welfare, and I will propose many wonderful incentives to those who are contemplating on joining our Armed Forces, so that our Armed Forces will quadruple in size!

There will NEVER again be a repeat of the shameful Walter Reed incident! I also promise that our American heroes, who have given 20 years of their live, free health care benefits for them and their families!

These things I DO VOW!

And I do look forward to personally giving you, my American hero, the biggest kiss ever!
donchep
May. 8th, 2007 02:14 am (UTC)
Yeah change the name of the IRS to Jose D. Bermudez and have everyone send their tax payments to the address I'll provide later.
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
anxiously await
I’ll anxiously await for that address. Sure hope it my own! Heh heh
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sonofabish
May. 8th, 2007 02:16 am (UTC)
Please wear those sexy outfits. You can lie to us just like other politicians do, but we really won't be listening.
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
Victoria Secret undies
Read my lips! I'll never tell a lie! heh heh

I found oodles of these cute little numbers at my favorite 2nd hand store! So you'll be seeing me in a different outfit for the next four years! And if you vote me in for a 2nd term, I promise to wear my see through negligee so you can get a better view of my sexy Victoria Secret undies for the Inaugural Presidential Address! ;o)
Re: Victoria Secret undies - sonofabish - May. 8th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Victoria Secret undies - playgirl - May. 8th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC) - Expand
Bringing sexy back..... - sonofabish - May. 8th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC) - Expand
duoraven
May. 8th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
So many choices...
Hmm...so many options! Let's see...

1. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill?
2. Total immunity from all traffic laws?
3. Nah, I'll pick free education for myself and everyone in my family, anywhere we want, as much as we want. Can you fix that for me, beloved?
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 05:00 am (UTC)
Re: So many choices...
An affordable, high quality, education should be among the highest priorities in this country. The greatest disease this country has is its outrageously high costs that force students and their families to struggle and go through immense hardships just to get an education. Students who seriously want to educate themselves shouldn’t have to waste precious time having to worry about how they’re going to get the money to pay back the astronomical debt they’ve accumulated!.

If you elect me your President, I promise I will make it mandatory that every university in this country makes available an affordable, interest free education! And by affordable, I mean tuitions will never exceed one hundered bucks, and this includes books, gasoline, and snacks! :o)
hajiomatic
May. 8th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
I want to snuggle with my President one night so I can protect her body from all enemies...foreign and domestic....

Oh...and nominate me for Secretary of Defense...
playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
I will NEED you to
Although, the entire world will love and cherish me, because of my never ending work for making this world another Garden of Eden, I will NEED you to snuggle with at least one night per day, to feel complete satisfaction from a job well!

You, my Secretary of Defense? You already are! I thought you already knew that! :o)
fourcorners
May. 8th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
An intimate backrub and a game of Scrabble later and I'm in
goose_gumshoe
May. 8th, 2007 05:51 am (UTC)
hows about since this is THE melting pot, finally securing our borders and intitiating an anti-racism program complete with TAXES to unify JAMERICUH!
(no subject) - playgirl - May. 8th, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC) - Expand
Scrabble?! - playgirl - May. 8th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC) - Expand
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playgirl
May. 8th, 2007 04:39 pm (UTC)
Not to worry
Not to worry. Just vote for me, and I'll give you much more to think about! heh heh
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