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Bless me Playgirl for I have sinned

Bless Me Playgirl For I Have Sinned!

Do you have a sin or two that you feel you must spit out?

If your sins are too atrocious, you may confess anonymously.
I have also turned of my IPS thingy.

CONFESS your sins to Playgirl, and she will set you free!

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Apr. 25th, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
I've briefly considered ravishing Playgirl once or twice before. But she probably would've enjoyed it as much as I did, if not moreso, so it's not that much of a sin.

Am I forgiven?
Apr. 25th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
Now you may say one ...
Now that's the kind of sin I like!

Yes, you're forgiven. Now you may say one Hail Mary.

Peace be with you my son! heh heh
Re: Now you may say one ... - prader - Apr. 25th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 25th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
I am going to marry a woman on third my age. Know what? She is simply too hot, too intelligent, to kind hearted, and too sweet to pass up. Sure when we make love it will most likely kill me but hey you gotta die of something. So Sistah Playgirl please pray for me.
Apr. 25th, 2007 10:13 pm (UTC)
red satin sheets
So, June the 20th is THE day, huh?!

Not to worry, I'll be gentle with you, 'cuz a guy like you is HARD impossible to find!

Just be sure to have red satin sheets on the bed. The color red brings out the sexual beast in me! ;o)

Now, you may say one half of a Hail Mary,
and peace be with you my son!
Re: red satin sheets - inspectorjury - Apr. 25th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: red satin sheets - playgirl - Apr. 26th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: red satin sheets - inspectorjury - Apr. 26th, 2007 04:36 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: red satin sheets - playgirl - Apr. 27th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 25th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
Oh Feelime Bonie Belli, Dominius Fobiscum, Benni Sellius Allis Dominos. (with apologies to cheech and chong)

Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned...or is that I am sinning now???

I am considering jumping on you and crawling under that habit, and lick and kiss everything I find under there, Would that be considered incest as I would be ravishing my sister???

Apr. 26th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Not to worry my dearest Daddy! I clocked out as a nun a couple of hours ago, so lick and kiss what ever you can get your hands on underneath my habit! weeee! ;o)
Apr. 25th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
I think I'm sinning just by reading this journal entry. :)
Apr. 26th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
Apr. 26th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Bless me sister, for I have sinned. I have not dumpster dived, except for a quick drive-by last night, in nearly three weeks.

I am falling down on the job.
{Or rather, lying down..as I have been being ravished by my partner a lot lately}

Is there forgiveness for a little night tart such as me?
Apr. 26th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
Not dumpster diva-ing?!!! That will not do, but I can see you have repented my child, for you have finally seen that the kingdom of heaven is at hand!

Come here so I may sprinkle a little Holy Water.

Now leave my child, for Sister Playgirl has set you free.

(no subject) - dumpsterdiva - Apr. 26th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 26th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
i have slept with two seperate women within two hours of each other and NOT showered between.

i once scratched my brothers cds when i was younger because i "didn't want him listening to the same music as me" (this was A LONG TIME AGO.)

I stole cars when I was under 16 and would joy ride them and put them back where i got them.

am i forgiven?
Apr. 26th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
I give you penance for confessing your sins so contritely.

Now say 100 Act of Contritions, and 100 Our Fathers, and my peace be with you my child.
(no subject) - nahele_101 - Apr. 26th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 26th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - nahele_101 - Apr. 26th, 2007 05:02 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 26th, 2007 04:19 am (UTC)
I don't love my wife. I've cheated on her a few times. I did fall in love last year though. But I can never be with that person.
Apr. 26th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Cheating on your wife is not good at all. To love, honor and obey, till death do us part? You have broken your wedding vows.

Is it possible to someday fall in love with your wife again? If not, then you are living a lie, and a marriage is not suppose to be based on lies. If you find it impossible to love her again, as you must have obviously done so when you asked her to marry you, then let her go, because it isn't fair for her to live with a man who doesn't love her, but instead loves someone else.

Please leave your wife, so she may someday find someone who truly loves her, just as you love this other woman.
Apr. 26th, 2007 04:43 am (UTC)
..............I really like peanut butter. Like REALLY REALLY LIKE PEANUTBUTTER. I've done some questionable things to get it. Got it from questionable places from questionable people asking questionable questions.

...I'm confused *chaises tail*
Apr. 26th, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Can't say as I blame you for loving peanut butter so much that you've been lead to do questionable things to get it. I've done the same many times!

Your sin doesn't even reach a venial sin my dearest little dog, because you do not know any better.

So, just put your little paws together and say one Amen!
(no subject) - see_dog - Apr. 26th, 2007 06:22 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 26th, 2007 05:40 am (UTC)
I have been having some impure thoughts about you sister! =o)
Oh what should we do about it! ;o)
Apr. 26th, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
For your impure thoughts, you must say 100 Acts of Contritions my son! Then tell me when that hot air balloon departs earth, so I can catch it in time!

Peace be with you.
(no subject) - moon_shine3 - Apr. 28th, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 26th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Forgive sister for I have sinned.........again.

I have been having impure thoughts about pebbles. No not the pebbles from "the flinstones." Actual pebbles...those tiny sexy little rocks. How can a purge myself of this love?
Apr. 26th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
You are still a little doggy angel. If only the rest of us would sin as you do, what a wonderful world this would be!

Sprinkle, sprinkle! Holy Water all over your waggely tail!
(no subject) - see_dog - Apr. 30th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 26th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
I confess I think it would be fun to hang out with playgirl.
Apr. 26th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
You are an angel, and have committed no sins!

Bless you! :o)
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