Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World
playgirl

Time Warner Hell



YUP! I drove as fast as I could to my local Time Warner office. Had a hell of a time finding it!

P-L-E-A-S-E believe me when I tell you that I’m the sweetest, most mild manner, and soft spoken little ANGEL in the world!

BUT!

I pull into the parking lot, SLAMMED the door to my car, and STOMPED into the building, barking and growling like a MAD dog! I was sent directly to the supervisor. He awaited my arrival at the door and shook my hand with the sweetest smile on his face. I was foaming at the mouth with rage. Fangs in full view, I explained the nightmare I’d been going through, every single day for the past month and three weeks with them. He listened patiently until I finished, which took about 15 minutes.

When he was finished with me, I walked out PURRING like a pussy cat!! Haaaa



He was the kindest, sweetest, most thoughtful guy in the world! He looked at my record on his computer, and said, “Oh my, you do have a HISTORY!”

I will not have to pay a penny for two whole months for Roadrunner or my Time Warner phone service, PLUS, two supervisors will contact me in two days, and they will personally attend to my problem!

I’ll keep you kids posted to see if in the end, he spoke the truth, or with forked tongue!

Sexy Legs Playgirl's Earth Shattering Words of Wisdom:

If at first you don't succeed, use your combat boots! :o)



Playgirl Techno Music
Come and Ride It



Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

Tags: cat, cowards, problem, pussy, time, warner
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 29 comments