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- I want you all to know that I’m a nice Catholic girl, and I follow Lent to a T! My behavior comes close to sainthood during this time of year. So, I'll just have to wait until after Easter to start hopping down the bunny trail with a Margarita in each paw!

I can hardly wait! It’s really quite boring being a saint! ;o)

I made this Habas (Lima Bean) traditional Lent soup. It is so incredibly good, nutricious, inexpensive and fast to prepare. I dumped half a small bag of lima beans into a pot of water with four garlic cloves to simmer for 1 ½ hours, cooled, and mixed in blender. I then sautéed in a little extra virgin olive oil, four diced green onions and one tomatoes. Then I placed the lima beans in a pan, along with the onions and tomatoes, added chicken consume, a little salt and pepper, and cilantro to simmer about ½ hour. Then I added more cilantro.


What I find alarming is the fact that many wives have been murdered by their husband in a fit of passion, but what shocks me even more, is the fact that many of these murders have been premeditated.

I just can’t comprehend that transformation from, CUPID, WEDDED BLISS, to MURDER!

100% of husbands on Courtv live trials have been found guilty of murdering their wives. Each and every year, murder trails consist of at least 50% of men accused of murdering their wives, and in the end, their all found GUILTY, and the reason for murdering the woman they once promised to love, cherish and obey has been because of GREED, or INFIDELITY! BASTARDS!

Just when I’m start feeling it may be time for me to go husband shopping, I find some wife missing on the news and in the end, and it’s the hubby who murdered her! How heartbreaking!!

I think I’ll just remain single AND safe!

- BY AND BY, I get at least 50 emails a day from total strangers who have absolutely no access to my Livejournal. I NEVER reply. I think I’ll start sharing with you those I find the most outrageous!

I just got this message from India in my email:

I am searching for a sex teacher.She can teach every thing about sex.Because I am a beginer. Please contact and send some advices.

Well let me see. Where’s my little RED NOTEBOOK, where I keep all my HOW TO TEACH SEX IN 10 EASY LESSONS TO BEGINNERS!! haaaa

Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


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Apr. 3rd, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
If you have a sex class, I demand enrollment. Not that I need the help. I just think it would be enjoyable to hear you talk about sex for an hour :)
Apr. 3rd, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
On the Job Training
I sure do!

My "On the Job Training" method of teaching my students, has made me the most sought after teacher in the country!

Regisration starts in an hour. Get in line! ;o)
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Apr. 3rd, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
I find it so impossible
You're right.

I find it so impossible to fall in love, marry, and then suddenly have those feelings grow to so much hatred, that one or the other commits the act of murder. How sad!
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Apr. 3rd, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
It is sad that it is hard to find a good guy or any person for that matter these days. I have had some pretty bad relationships in my time. It makes me very greatfull for my husband that I have. He is a great man and would you believe that the 6 years we have been together we have never had a fight. I know I have a great man and I will not let him go. But just to let you know there are good ones out there. ....... Yeah I think you should post more of the Emails you get. Stuff like that cracks me up. lol
Apr. 3rd, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
In sickness and in health, till death do us part!
I think it's the greatest blessing in the world for two perfect people find each other, fall in love and spend the rest of their lives in love and true to one another. You and your husband are so lucky!

I believe these are the most beautiful words in the world:
In sickness and in health, till death do us part!

I’ve seen too many marriages fail, because one or both parties never took their marriage vows seriously. I’ve also seen married couples who love, and are true to each other.

If I ever married, and found my husband being untrue to me, and committing adultery, I would feel so betrayed, and devastated, and knowing myself, I would NEVER forgive him.

I’m so happy for you, Sweety Pie!
Apr. 3rd, 2007 10:12 pm (UTC)
Have I ever told you that cilantro tastes like soap to me?
Apr. 3rd, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
Like soap?!
Like soap?! But how could this be?

Is it possible the bowl or plate you ate from had soap residue?
Re: Like soap?! - sputnik - Apr. 3rd, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 3rd, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
There is a fine line between love and hate. And, it is not just husbands that kill their wives. Wives do a good bit of killing as well. Thing is, they often do it by poison.

Remember, the opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.
Apr. 4th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
"wives do a good bit of killing as well" You are correct in that. I think the media plays it down way to much.

What I see rarely metnioned, however, is that motives for killing by husband versus the motives of wives.

Plenty of abuse victims who are "pushed or punched to the edge" serve their sentence, while the abuser is resting in peace... shall we say.

This is further complicated by those who use the abuse cop out, when both parties are abusive/manipulative.
There is a fine line between love and hate - playgirl - Apr. 4th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 4th, 2007 12:00 am (UTC)
Mail him a copy of Sex for Dummies. And, yes, it is one of the dummie books!
Apr. 6th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Please keep us posted on your Dad's well being!

I'm worried sick!!

My constant prayers for you and that precious man!!
Apr. 4th, 2007 12:07 am (UTC)
your soup looks yummy. i made chicken soup today.

also abuot the husbnads and wives bit.

well it would end up like "war of the roses" at my house before i let Jim one up me anyday.
I love him, I really do. This does not mean the I don't love myself first and I will do what ever i can to stay alive.
I would never kill him, but I really would make him regret the day he ever thought he could fuck me over.
Soy mala mi'jita, PERO muy mala.
Apr. 6th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
It was yummy, and I'm going to start making it often! Do you have a good easy recipe for chicken soup? If you do, I'd like it.

A los hombres nunca se les da todo el amor, y parece ser verdad que son más engreídos con la mujer que es un poquito malita. ;o)
(no subject) - cris_nicewelts - Apr. 6th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 4th, 2007 05:45 am (UTC)
"CUPID, WEDDED BLISS, to MURDER!" LOL only in the mind of Savannah. Well :) My dear. There may be the odd few thing in between those commas which led to the murder.

It's not like "I do" and then the wife get's pegged off by a sniper. ...Or is it??? *ponders* Seriously though. It's not so cut and dry and simple. It's not simple like dog treats. All dry..and delicious....mmmm dog treats. So flavourless and dry and only meant for dogs cause we're brainwashed into thinking this crap tastes good. Oh well. Who am I kidding. We do lick our own assholes.

Apr. 6th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
Yes, but much more MURDER in Savanah's mind than CUPID'S and WEDDED BLISS! :o)

Before you start licking your own asshole, be sure to eat only the homemade doggy food I've started preparing for you! Never again will you eat store bought dog food! I want my Puppy Puddles to live for many more years to come!!

(no subject) - see_dog - Apr. 7th, 2007 12:58 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 4th, 2007 01:06 pm (UTC)
So I'm off the hook huh? Think I'm a possible murderer huh? I'm really hurt. Okay I admit I'm a widower but she died of natural causes. I think it would be more likely that you would kill me. LOL
Apr. 6th, 2007 05:10 pm (UTC)
I love you so much inspectorjury! P-L-E-A-S-E! hurry up and get well so you can continue making me feel as special as you always do!
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