Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
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PLAYGIRL IS A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL

PLAYGIRL IS A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL:

- I want you all to know that I’m a nice Catholic girl, and I follow Lent to a T! My behavior comes close to sainthood during this time of year. So, I'll just have to wait until after Easter to start hopping down the bunny trail with a Margarita in each paw!

I can hardly wait! It’s really quite boring being a saint! ;o)

I made this Habas (Lima Bean) traditional Lent soup. It is so incredibly good, nutricious, inexpensive and fast to prepare. I dumped half a small bag of lima beans into a pot of water with four garlic cloves to simmer for 1 ½ hours, cooled, and mixed in blender. I then sautéed in a little extra virgin olive oil, four diced green onions and one tomatoes. Then I placed the lima beans in a pan, along with the onions and tomatoes, added chicken consume, a little salt and pepper, and cilantro to simmer about ½ hour. Then I added more cilantro.

- WHY DO HUSBANDS MURDER THEIR WIVES?

What I find alarming is the fact that many wives have been murdered by their husband in a fit of passion, but what shocks me even more, is the fact that many of these murders have been premeditated.

I just can’t comprehend that transformation from, CUPID, WEDDED BLISS, to MURDER!

100% of husbands on Courtv live trials have been found guilty of murdering their wives. Each and every year, murder trails consist of at least 50% of men accused of murdering their wives, and in the end, their all found GUILTY, and the reason for murdering the woman they once promised to love, cherish and obey has been because of GREED, or INFIDELITY! BASTARDS!

Just when I’m start feeling it may be time for me to go husband shopping, I find some wife missing on the news and in the end, and it’s the hubby who murdered her! How heartbreaking!!

I think I’ll just remain single AND safe!

- BY AND BY, I get at least 50 emails a day from total strangers who have absolutely no access to my Livejournal. I NEVER reply. I think I’ll start sharing with you those I find the most outrageous!

I just got this message from India in my email:

I am searching for a sex teacher.She can teach every thing about sex.Because I am a beginer. Please contact and send some advices.

Well let me see. Where’s my little RED NOTEBOOK, where I keep all my HOW TO TEACH SEX IN 10 EASY LESSONS TO BEGINNERS!! haaaa

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