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I must have been about 15 years old, when I went for the first time to an optomtrist, and when I had my very first date with a guy.

Me: I had my eyes examined today, and the doctor told me I have an astigmatism.
Date: What's an astigmatism?
Me: My doctor says that my rectum (meant to say retina) is suppose to be round, like a baseball, but apparently, my rectum is kinda the shape of a football.
Date: Your rectum??!!!
Me: Yes.
Date: Uncontrolable laughter.
Me: Finally dawns on me what I had just said and dies a million deaths!

Conclusion: Had I said cornea, instead of trying to say retina, I never would have said rectum.

This blooper of mine spread throughout the school like wild fire!

Perks of being all grown up? One can laugh at ones own bloopers!
I'm freezing! My fingers and toes feel like icicles, and I LOVE IT!

Honestly, some people need to just lock themselves in their own homes, and close all the mini blinds, and stop snooping into other peoples business!

This odious woman finds this Nativity scene offensive. What she needs to start doing is going after all those who are trying to ban the Nativity from all public places!

Black Nativity Scene Video

OMG! And here I just stated in my past post that Trump was a nice guy for giving Tara a 2nd chance! I TAKE IT BACK! :o(

How dare he call Rosie ugly?! Hasn't he looked at himself in the mirror lately?!


For those of you who can't view Youtube, here's a MSNBC link:
Rosie Fires Back at Trump After Lawsuit Threat
A Day To Remember With Sadness:
DECEMBER 21, 1988
Pan Am Flight 103

Numa Banheira de Espuma
O Que Não Falta é Apetite

Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


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Dec. 21st, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)

About the nativity scene. Actually, consider the area of the world Jesus came from. The look of the people in this particular take is possibly much closer than the usual Anglo based versions. In fact, if people used figures from today's Middle East region, it'd be right on the mark.

That lady doesn't have half a brain. Ignoramuses suck.
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Bible thumper

These women are tattle tale creeps who feel it's their God given duty to stick their noses in everybody's life and dictate what they should and shouldn’t do.

It is obvious these types of women have an awful lot of idle time. What they should do is clean up their own lives and start helping humanity in some way, instead of trying to destroy it!

I bet this particular one is a Bible thumper!
Dec. 21st, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC)
Freezing cold here too! I wouldn't mind if I was home... I'm at work! Wanna come warm me?
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
Only if you promise
Only if you promise to rub my toes! heh heh
Dec. 21st, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Only if you promise
Did someone go behind my back and tell you I am good at rubbing feet!? I will rub your toes if that's what you need.
Dec. 22nd, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Only if you promise
It’s a well known fact among us LJ gals that you’re a connaisseur when it comes to rubbing feet! ;o)
Dec. 21st, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Rosie is a self righteous, pretentious bitch IMHO. I am not a fan of Trump, but she drew first blood with him by running her mouth. I hope he does sue her, and I hope she fades into oblivion.

BTW she is VERY anti-gun and anti-second amendment. She led that retarded million mom march on washington to try and pressure Congress to ban handguns. That is just plain Un-American in my book, perhaps the "Comrade" should go back to the Bolsheviks
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Trump showed his true colors
Perhaps she is, but Trump showed his true colors by saying so many ugly things about her. I thought he was a gentleman, but now I see he isn't. No grown man should ever say the things he did about ANY woman. Now he's saying that Rosie is jealous because Miss USA is interested in him and not her. What a filthy and childish man!

The only thing women are interested when it comes to him, is his MONEY!!

As for Rosie being anti gun, then she can go suck a duck, along with Trump!
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Trump showed his true colors
Not just Trump, women are only interested in money lol!
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Trump showed his true colors
Not all women, Sweety Pie! :o)

You take all of Trump's billions and what have we got? Just a regular Joe Blow with a big mouth! heh heh
Dec. 21st, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Trump showed his true colors
And ya take as regular Joe Blow and give him millions and you have Trump :P
Dec. 21st, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
you really should listen to what Rosie O'Dumbass said. She dished it out first. The Donald was just fighting fire with fire.
Dec. 22nd, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
True that she dished it out first, but a REAL gentleman would never shoot back as viciously as he did. I just don't like the way he plays ball.
Dec. 21st, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC)
Donald Trump is an asshat for so many reasons, but it's so hard to fault him for saying anything to Rosie O'Donnell.
She has no way to stop that mouth of hers. I mean she doesn't think before she says anything. If she used her brain half the time she wouldn't get caught being hypocrite so often.
Go back to the Tom Selleck incident. She ambushes him on her own show and then goes on about gun ownership as I quote her words "You are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison".
So then not much later she gets special permission for an ARMED bodyguard to enter school property to escort her son to kindergarten. What blatant hypocrisy.
Not to mention the way she gets all up in Kelly Ripa's face with some weak argument that her remark to Clay Aiken on "live with regis and Kelly" after he covered her mouth was homophobic. First of all, how on earth can you jump to that conclusion. Second of all, since Clay Aiken has been very secreticve about his sexuality, it's pretty bold for Rosie to out Clay Aiken like that on TV.
So after chiding Kelly Ripa for making jokes that could be offensive, Rosie does a stupid "ching chong" chinese language impression about how they reported the news in China.
Seriosuly, is she a mental case or just a complete imbecile?
Dec. 22nd, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
There are a few grown men who behave just like some women, and Trump is one of them. Had the man defended himself from Rosie’s outburst in a gentlemanly manner, I would have held the deepest respect for him, but he didn’t. He lashed out just like a bitch buy insulting her looks, and by bringing in lesbians in a negative manner.

I can now see his ruthlessness, and immaturity. I’ll bet my bottom dollar that had Rosie been a young beauty, he would have been much kinder in defending himself against her.

Yes, she showed her hierocracy when she had an armed bodyguard to escort her and her child to school. I find all those in high power who want to take away our right to bear arms hypocrites, too. I’m sure they don’t carry a firearm, but they really don’t need to, do they? They have oodles of bodyguards to protect them at home and in public!

As for Miss USA, if I were her, I’d take the crown and shove it up his ass, because I can now smell a rat. Trump is only exploiting her for his own gain.

All in all, the whole bunch stinks.
Dec. 21st, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Trump, Rosie and a Football shaped rectum
"My rectum is kinda the shape of a football." you know mine is too I wonder if that is why I can't see so good right now :o)lol

So sweetie did you get your snow? I have a snow man with your name on it in my front yard ;o)(He Looks a lot like Me) and fedX was going to pick me up I mean him and deliver it to you ;) huh huh

And trump I knew he needed the money he has only few billion in the bank.
I hope I never get that low on cash =0)
Like I said just more PR. you know he should just buy the network and fire her
And you know I think that he is jealous of me because we all know miss USA just wants me!!:o)
And you know I have the solution to this whole problem I think they should both give me all there money and then no one will care what they have to say and they will all Have to listen to me lol
Dec. 22nd, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Trump, Rosie and a Football shaped rectum
Tell you what, you have Rosie send you all her money, and I'll have Trump send me his.

See how easy it is to become rich and famous?! YAY!
Dec. 23rd, 2006 07:14 am (UTC)
Re: Trump, Rosie and a Football shaped rectum
OK I just sent off a email to them both :o) lol
We will be rich and famous in no time?! Ha ha ha

You know though to tell you the truth sunshine I only really want to be famous in one woman’s eyes and rich enough to make her dreams come true
Dec. 21st, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
My rectum is shaped more like a boot.
Does that mean I'm near sighted??
Dec. 22nd, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
That means we must travel to Italy, Puppy Puddles! :o)
Dec. 22nd, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
I heard over the radio what Rosie said about the Donald...I have no idea what the Donald's response was...but what I was spouting at the radio to Rosie MUST be ten times worse......

All this does is guarentee the numbers watching the next MAP will go up.
Which is good for everyone....except Rosie.....

Dec. 22nd, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Rump ... er... Trump said some pretty horrible things about her, and what irked me the most is when he said that she was jealous of him because Miss USA wanted him instead of her.

That kind of outburst coming from a MAN is just to disgusting.

By and by, I'm not a big fan of Rosie.
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