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Courtroom Trials In the United States

These are ACTUAL transcripts quotes spoken during courtroom trials in the United States:

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
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Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Disorder in the Court by Charles M. Sevilla

Comments

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i_love_tazzus
Dec. 14th, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)
Is that an entire book of transcribed quotes? I'd probably want to score that for Xmas, hah.
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
Yes it is and it's so funny. I know you'll love it!
jasonecaesar
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, my.
That was awesome!
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh, my.
Yes it is, and I'll be adding many more that are even funnier!
jasonecaesar
Dec. 15th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh, my.
Rock rock on. ^_^
moon_shine
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
Oral ;o) just had to say that
oh and I just wanted to send you a kiss or two too!!?*Wink Wink*
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
I guess I would have answered oral, too! haaaa
styggie
Dec. 14th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
*scratches head*

whats really funny is it ends not to be the witness making the faux pas ;)
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
Looks like the witnesses aren't the only ones who commit these courtroom bloopers! :o)
a_phoenix
Dec. 14th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
These are GREAT!!! I can just imagine the courtroom when these were said....

How are you doing?
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
I'm doing fine, Sweety Pie, and I hope you're doing fine, too!

I'm glad I wasn't in the courtroom, because knowing me, I wouldn't have been able to stifle the giggles!
mysticpickle
Dec. 15th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
LMAO!! These are wonderful! May I inquire where you ran across these?? I'd love to find more.
playgirl
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Yes they are, and I'll be adding more!

You can find them all in
Disorder in the Court
by Charles M. Sevilla
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