Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
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Save Me From the Homosexual Penguins

OMG! Save Me From the Homosexual Penguins!

With ALL the REALLY and TRULY life threatening problems and violence this world has to contend with, some parents are now terrified about a children's book about three little penguins!

Save us Lord, from the Three Little Penguins!

This has got to be the most insanely ridiculous thing I've ever read! NO, I take it back; it seems a day doesn't go by that I don't read something ridiculous! PLEASE! Tell me I'm hallucinating, and this is NOT true!

Gay Penguin Book Shakes Up Illinois School

Beware of And Tango Makes Three - Homosexual Penguins!

Don't all animals have homosexual instincts? If so, perhaps these parents who spook so easily should start banning all children's books that have stories about animals, and humans, too!

I believe these parents should learn something from penguins, and that is that same sex penguins who raise little penguins, make great parents!

Such a beautiful morning. See how
warm and sunny it still is?!

Playgirl's Most Befitting Quote For This Day:

"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin
really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me
they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in
excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about
what they say if they had."
- Linus Torvalds

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