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Save Me From the Homosexual Penguins

OMG! Save Me From the Homosexual Penguins!

With ALL the REALLY and TRULY life threatening problems and violence this world has to contend with, some parents are now terrified about a children's book about three little penguins!

Save us Lord, from the Three Little Penguins!

This has got to be the most insanely ridiculous thing I've ever read! NO, I take it back; it seems a day doesn't go by that I don't read something ridiculous! PLEASE! Tell me I'm hallucinating, and this is NOT true!

Gay Penguin Book Shakes Up Illinois School

Beware of And Tango Makes Three - Homosexual Penguins!

Don't all animals have homosexual instincts? If so, perhaps these parents who spook so easily should start banning all children's books that have stories about animals, and humans, too!

I believe these parents should learn something from penguins, and that is that same sex penguins who raise little penguins, make great parents!

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"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin
really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me
they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in
excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about
what they say if they had."
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Nov. 18th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
congress should enact a law to stop penguins from acting all gay and shit.
Nov. 19th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't be surprised at all if these delicate pieces of tissue paper don't head for Congress and demand just that! As if Congress didn’t have more troubling issues to attend to!
Nov. 18th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the tip! I just added it to my Amazon wish list as a gift for my daughter.

Wouldn't it be wonderful to live in a world where the love and care that parents could offer children was more important than the plumbing of the parents?
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
What these certain parents need to do is NOT have so much time on their hands, so they won't have time to CONSTANTLY come up with such ridiculous stuff!

On the other hand, I must thank them, because had it not been for them bringing this Penguin book to my attention, I'd never known of it. I'm going to buy it for myself, and for my friends children for the holiday's! :o)
Nov. 18th, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
I don't know why, but this gave me nightmare flashbacks of the butch lesbian nun at my old grade school who loved to use a ruler for discipline.
Nov. 18th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
This is why Catholic school is such a bad idea.
(no subject) - donchep - Nov. 20th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - sabrarosa - Nov. 20th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC) - Expand
Now you’ve got me - playgirl - Nov. 19th, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: Now you’ve got me - donchep - Nov. 20th, 2006 07:31 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 18th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)

*Marie B's ass falls off*

Oh...shit. I hate it when that happens!
Nov. 19th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
Re: hehehehehe...
Perhaps if these ridiculously problematic women need find themselves some REAL problems so they'll leave the penguins alone!

Can you imagine how they’ll literally fall to pieces, when confronted with the serious problems that befall all of us?

Re: hehehehehe... - donchep - Nov. 20th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: hehehehehe... - sabrarosa - Nov. 20th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 18th, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
I think it would be nicer if we could live in a world where social activists didn't feel the need to force their message on young children. Instead, we have people using children's books as a subterfuge to push their agenda, and they throw a screaming fit about the First Amendment when they're called out on it.
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, Dave, how much nicer the world would be!

These people just can't get it throught their heads, that the key words, to a peaceful life is to live ones life as one choses, and let others live it as they choose, too!
Nov. 19th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
I once heard that animals NEVER showed homosexual tendacies, that it was unnatural and thus a sin. Naturally it was a bible thumper who was spouting this.

SInce then I have read that there are numerous instances of homosexual activities within the animal kingdom, and the penguin story from what I heard yesterday, is a true story where two adult male penguins raised a baby penguin.

Maybe its not as "unnatural" as so many have tried to prove. In any case, Why is it as bad for children to know that a small penguin was given the affection and attention that it needed to grow and survive?

In any case it will NOT change my love of penguins to know that some follow a different lifestyle.
Nov. 20th, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
Perhaps these silly trouble makers should ban Mickey and Minnie Mouse, 'cuz I don't think they're married! ;o)

If I'm ever reincarnated as a baby penguin, I hope two male penguins find me, to love and protect me! I mean it!
Nov. 19th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
*just laughs and laughs and laughs*

Nov. 19th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
Me, too! They are so unbelievable!
Nov. 19th, 2006 05:52 am (UTC)
heheheee... adoptions aren't unusual in the world of penguins,
or all animals that is just the way it is and Penguins lay eggs so how can they be Gay?
this would be funny if it did not really happen. I think this is some one making some thing out of nothing. what next gay Flowers. HAAHAAHAAA.... OH well:)
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
What these problem seeking judgmental parents should do is learn from the Penguins! :o)
(no subject) - moon_shine - Nov. 20th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:07 am (UTC)
All I can say, after having been sort of "... out of pocket..." for a while... is that yes... the world is not only a very strange place, but a selfish and rather mean place as well... I had hoped more from my life than to just have only seen THIS side of humanity. I was hoping, at some point, that I'd see the OTHER side of our hearts and our ways... the one that speaks to us about the real KINDNESS that we have in us to do... for with all the good that we have done in our manifest of the delineation that we have followed, surely all the goodness has been but wiped clean by the astronomical amount of hate, killing, selfishness, greed, avarice, prejudice, bigotry,homophobia, xenophobia, ethnocentrism, ego centrism, informational variant deviated definitional abnormalities (in other words, tons and tons of human concepts that have been defined so badly that they are so beyond being out of control that they cannot but help the bulk population to feed, cognitively off of this distendedness and/or disorientation)... Yes, the world is a very sad place. I tend to think that Grand Ladies, such as Margaret Mead, would surely be feel a great deal of disdain at how we have pretty much trampled on every persona and thing that could have ever been considered sacred here on earth... such as trees, babies, and the poor and the innocent... and our friends, here on earth, the other animals, in the animal kingdom, of which we, though we would like to deny it, are a part.

Yes... a very sad place... However, my Dear, regardless of where I go, or what life brings my way, I shall always be very close inside of your heart... How do I know... Well, you see my friend, it's because, my Dear, you are in mine...

Love always,

Nov. 19th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Re: hmmm
Thankfully, my dearest person in this world, there are many more good people on this earth than bad ones. It often times seems that the bad ones never receive their just reward for their evil deeds, but eventually, it all catches up to them with a giant bang!

I have my own sins, which I'll have to explain to my Maker someday, too, but I do know in my heart that I always felt true compassion for all those in pain.

You also remain in a very special place in my heart. Even though, you don’t hear from me sometimes, you are always on my mind and in my heart. I love you so very much, and I always give thanks to my God that he somehow placed me in your path in this world we call cyberspace!
Re: hmmm - moon_shine - Nov. 20th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: hmmm - melissa2915 - Nov. 20th, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:18 am (UTC)
Gee I don't know what to think. How did the zookeeper know they must be in love?

In a town that is in Illinois,
They're telling the girls and the boys.
That though Penguins are dear,
These two must be queer.
and lacking both grace and poise.

These birds of the South can't be fun.
They are not fit to be raising young
You suppose they can't tell
that they are both male?
are they really in love or just dumb?

Adoption of eggs girl or boy
is because a penguin's not a toy
They are raising this bloke
To a penguin from yoke
But, they can't do it in Illinois.
Nov. 19th, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)
Oh my! You MUST write a little Penguin Poem book! That's among the cutest and funniest, many poems you've written!

How I wish these people who live in glass houses, would leave homosexuals alone, to live their lives as they choose! That, or try becoming friends with them to see they're the kindest of the kind!
(no subject) - inspectorjury - Nov. 19th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC) - Expand
It isn't as thought we heterosexuals - playgirl - Nov. 19th, 2006 10:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 19th, 2006 12:23 pm (UTC)
I'm gonna need to borrow the dancing penguins gif you have. Someone on my Friends list has an unhealthy obsession with them.
Nov. 19th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
I'm sure those dancing penguins will put a smile on your LJ friend for sure. :o)
Nov. 19th, 2006 01:14 pm (UTC)
LMAO!! Wow do people ever feel a need to stop bitching?? I honestly think there are some people who just HAVE to cmplain about something or they will die. And of course not one of them in Illnois said shit about the book I Have Two Mommys so I guess they are only offended by male gay penguins/people. How shallow and close minded can people get?? I am almost sorry I brought kids into THIS world. I am definatly sorry for them and all the battles they have to fight as children that adults should know better than to impose on them. So my kid reads a book about 2 gay penguins?? Is that any worse than reading about the torture and bloody horror that is war taught under the pretense that it is history?? Why can they teach my kids about concentration camps but my kid can't play a violent video game?? ARG!
Nov. 19th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
I do declare! There are some people in this world that get out of bed is to try and make someone, or a group of people as misteralble as possible. How I wish they'd get out of bed, crawl under the bed, and stay there until it's time to go to bed again!! :o)

What these FEW spooked parents need to do is focus on teaching their children, how to love and goodwill towards all human-beings.

I have many homosexual friends, and I would trade their friendship for anything in the world.

I just can't stop rolling my eyes, at the thought that these parents are trying to start an all and out war among little penguins!
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