I've been having a couple of earth shattering thoughts on my mind; ghosts and men's ties.
What is it exactly that ghosts do when there's no one to spook in a haunted house? They surely can't spook each other! Are they couch potatoes, or do they just sleep from sheer bored?
What about mens ties? Who invented these horrible little pieces of cloth, and do men like to wear them? Why the noose? Does the noose signify something?
"If men can run the world, why can't they
stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is
it to start the day by tying a little
noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
"I never married because there was no need.
I have 3 pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which
growls every morning, a parrot which swears
all afternoon and a cat that comes home
late at night."
- Marie Corelli
Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."