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I went to the doctor the other day for an x-ray. I got a call today that the doctor wanted to see me immediately.

When I got there, he showed me my x-ray. He and I are both baffled!

Where in the world did it come from, and how in the hell did it wind up in there!

Playgirl's Befitting Quote For Today:

"Procrastination is like Masturbation;
In the end you're just screwing yourself."
- Woody Allen

Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."



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Sep. 20th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
LMAO! And I immediatly thought oh no, what's wrong, I hope shes ok. Then I clicked on the picture. You got me!!!
Sep. 20th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
Gotcha'! haaaaa!
Sep. 20th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
Is that where Coke's secret recipe is stored??
Sep. 20th, 2006 10:46 pm (UTC)
The secret's safe with me
Sure is!

The secret's safe with me, 'cuz my lips are sealed! heh heh
Re: The secret's safe with me - tyler539 - Sep. 20th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: The secret's safe with me - playgirl - Sep. 21st, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: The secret's safe with me - buddave - Sep. 21st, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: The secret's safe with me - playgirl - Sep. 21st, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 20th, 2006 11:15 pm (UTC)
*hahahha* Supongo que eso pasa por "esos" juegos extremos. me cachaste justo en el momento que me estaba tomando una coca-cola (claro esta de lata) ;)
btw Me gusta mucho tu nuevo icon!!
Sep. 21st, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
Que bueno
Pienso que simpre que estes tomando una Coca Cola, pensaras en mi! haaaaaaa

Que bueno que te gusto me icon.
Re: Que bueno - ormembar - Sep. 21st, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 20th, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
You need to watch where you are sitting!
Sep. 21st, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
30-liter size
I sure do! Especially with these new 30-liter size plastic bottles that Coca-Cola recently introduces! :o(
Sep. 20th, 2006 11:37 pm (UTC)
Don't do that too often. You run the danger of becoming a coke addict.
Sep. 21st, 2006 03:07 am (UTC)
Read my lips!
Read my lips! I have no idea how that Coke bottle found its way there! heh heh
Sep. 21st, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
Hmmmm, looks like you have a metal hip joint on the right side also.

The secret to their drink was safe, now I am not so sure.
Sep. 21st, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
man of steel
Yes, I had to have that metal hip joint implanted when I was doing it with the man of steel - Hornyman er...Superman! :o(
Sep. 21st, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
Lemme guess...you forgot to put out the recyclable bottles this week and had no other place to put the bottle? ;-)
Sep. 21st, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
the 5th
No I didn't.

As to how it got there, I plead the 5th! heh heh
Sep. 21st, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
i thought you were sick!

by the way, is that your hot donk in your icon?
Sep. 21st, 2006 03:11 am (UTC)
I AM sick!
I AM sick! In the head!

That's my booty, all right! :o)
Re: I AM sick! - hr_fuknstuf - Sep. 21st, 2006 04:34 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 21st, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Honey, you really should play with me, not a Coke bottle...
Sep. 21st, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
I want to play
That's what I say. But every time I want to play, you're not around.

A girl must improvise, you know! ;o)
Re: I want to play - poetpaladin - Sep. 21st, 2006 03:14 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: I want to play - playgirl - Sep. 22nd, 2006 02:38 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: I want to play - poetpaladin - Sep. 22nd, 2006 03:50 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 21st, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Don't Panic!
Not to worry, I happen to be an amatuer gynocologist. Where in Texas do you live again? I'll be there immediately.

If, however, you simply cannot wait, I recommend moving the bottle back and forth until the area becomes sufficiently lubricated for removal. You may not be walking straight for a few days.

My way is better, and ends with me giving you an injection of something!

All my love...
Sep. 21st, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't Panic!

Since you’re going to be my future attorney, and I trust you emphatically, we'll do it your way. Hope you realize I’ll be needing more than one injection of something! heh heh

By and by, that icon you have there, is my favorite book! :o)

Hugs and smooches!!
Re: Favorite Book - duoraven - Sep. 22nd, 2006 04:40 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 21st, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
It's always a good idea to keep an eye on your drink and not fall asleep at a party.
Sep. 21st, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
For more reasons than just the Coke bottle, I can tell you that.

(Thinking back to a friend passed out from drinking, and fun with a pizza box and a marker.)
(no subject) - asifallforever - Sep. 21st, 2006 02:28 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Sep. 22nd, 2006 02:41 am (UTC) - Expand
a terrible incident - playgirl - Sep. 21st, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: a terrible incident - asifallforever - Sep. 22nd, 2006 12:46 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 21st, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
ah...and most things go better with 'coke.' ;) ciao!
Sep. 21st, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)
You get an A+ with this one! Too funny!! :o)
Sep. 21st, 2006 05:41 am (UTC)
How did we do that?
NOw there is My Coke ;o) just how did we do that it must of been one hell of a night I still cant walk Hehehehe.....
but can we do it one more time ;)
Sep. 21st, 2006 09:51 pm (UTC)
Re: How did we do that?
I can't walk either! haaaaaaaaaa
Re: How did we do that? - moon_shine - Sep. 22nd, 2006 04:18 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 21st, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
You are a dork. :)

Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. :)
Sep. 21st, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)
Giggles is what the world needs more of, and I'm glad I gave you some giggles! :o)
Sep. 21st, 2006 11:44 am (UTC)
Aaaaah! A Coke and a smile.
Sep. 21st, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
in shame
Nope! This Coke has me hanging my head down in shame! :o(
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