Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World

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Let's Talk About Masturbation

Let's Talk About Masturbation! Heh heh

I masturbate!
So shoot me!

We're all adults here, so let’s not kid around the bush!

I masturbate. Why do I masturbate? I masturbate because I am single and am not someone’s significant other, nor will I be for a very long time, if ever. I have come to realize that I am very hot natured, and it isn't very wise to go screw every Tom, Dick or Harry. Masturbation is the safest sex as can be, because you avoid sexually transmitted diseases, and you don't risk the chance of bringing unwanted babies into this world.

I'm a late bloomer. I accidentally discovered masturbation one day, while I was taking a shower. The water somehow sprinkled to that special place on my body, and my eyes popped wide open and went cross-ed with delight!

Do I fantasize about someone while I'm masturbating? I sure do! Orgies are a NO, NO in my fantasies! I have a big selection of guys to fantasize with while I'm masturbating, and I don't even have to dress up for the occasion! The only thing I wear is a little dab of White Shoulders perfume. YAY!

I always masturbate with one of my My TEN Secret Live Journal Crushes, which range from 20 to 65 year olds. YES, I've added TWO sexy babes to my very own personal harem of hotties! Heh heh

Playgirl's Masturbation Questions:

1. How you ever masturbated?
2. Do you masturbate often?
3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?

Come on, don't be shy! Nobody can see us! Please answer at least ONE of my questions!
Next On Playgirl's Agenda:

1. Let's Talk About Masturbation
2. Viagra
3. Playgirl's LJ Friend's Web Site Photo Album
4. Childish Things - A Novel by my LJ friend, Timothy Wright
5. Playgirl's Trip to Costa Rica with Pictures
6. Death Penalty
7. Jury Duty
8. Playgirl's Irrigation Rights and Pictures
9. Rudeness
10. Playgirl, Queen of HOT, HOT, HOT. Because
[info]uglyface2 insists!
11. Abortion
12. Rush Limbaugh
13. Playgirl Talks About Buggers
14. Decapitations in Mexico
15. Indepth Introduction of Playgirl's Shadow People
16. Lawsuits
17. UNWANTED - UNINVITED Out of Town House Guest Freeloaders

18. I'd Be Most Beholdin' To Ya'
If You'd Fill My Questionnaire

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