WHO TOOK PLAYGIRL'S...
NOT WORK SAFE!
I’m a firm believer of having SAFE SEX, so where the hell is my Happy Little Farmer? Has anybody seen my dildo? I've looked under my bed. I’ve looked in my closet. I've looked in the frig. I've looked in my purse. I've looked everywhere! Grrr!
If I don’t find my Happy Little Farmer, I’ll have no choice but to buy another one. So, will somebody PLEASE tell me who took my little guy, 'cause I'm very lonely and I need him right NOW!
PLAYGIRL'S HAPPY FARMERS QUOTE:
"Target prices? How that works? I know quite a bit about
farm policy. I come from Indiana, which is a farm state.
Deficiency payments - which are the key - that is what
gets money into the farmer's hands. We got loan, uh,
rates, we got target, uh, prices, uh, I have worked
very closely with my senior colleague, (Indiana Sen.)
Richard Lugar, making sure that the farmers of Indiana
are taken care of."
- Vice President Dan Quayle
on being asked to define the term "target prices.
Quayle's press secretary then cut short the press
conference, after two minutes and 30 seconds.
CALM DOWN AND RELAX!