Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World
playgirl

PLAYGIRL ALMOST KICKED THE BUCKET W COFFEE

PLAYGIRL ALMOST KICKED THE BUCKET!



I came too close to dying this morning. I mean I actually started traveling toward the light in the tunnel! How did Playgirl almost kick the bucket? Well, let me tell you!

I was sitting in front of my computer this morning, half asleep, sipping on my hot coffee, when I somehow took a sip and it went down the wrong way down my esophagus. I spattered my desk, monitor, keyboard, floor and my robe with the coffee when I coughed. After I coughed, I couldn't catch my breath at all, and I started gasping terribly, but with each gasp, it got worse. I ran to the bathroom and still couldn't catch my breath. My stomach muscles contracted, the veins throughout my neck, arms and legs, went numb. My face turned purple and my eyes just about bulged out! Finally, little by little, I was able to catch my breath again.

My arms and legs still hurt, and my stomach and chest are in terrible pain.

I MUST caution you to drink your coffee very carefully, because it is quite possible that you could die from suffocation, just like I almost did!

PLAYGIRL
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
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