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LOOK WHAT CRAWLED OUT OF PLAYGIRL'S BEDROOM WINDOW

LOOK WHAT CRAWLED OUT OF PLAYGIRL'S BEDROOM WINDOW

Look what just crawled out of Playgirl's window!

Seems I scared the living hell out of this poor guy! All I did was ask him to lay across my lap. What could have scared him so? All I had in my hand was my cast iron skillet!

I tried to convince him that a couple of little whacks across his bare bottom wasn't going to hurt too much!

He was so rude! Told me to get the hell away from him and started to run away. I did manage to give him one good whack across his tush as he crawled out of my bedroom window. Lookie how red and swollen his right cheek is!

Poor baby, he just won't stop crying! What a wet noodle! Will somebody please call 911!



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PLAYGIRL'S QUOTE FOR TODAY:
"To succeed with the opposite sex,
tell her you're impotent.
She can't wait to disprove it."
- Cary Grant



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