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I get the feeling my boss is trying to get me to quit my job!

I've noticed a great change in his attitude towards me, ever since this new sexy Buxom Blond chick with 38 DD boobies applied for a position at my work place. There aren't any openings, so I figured he'd just tell her to leave. He didn't!

I'm becoming very suspicious! He keeps walking into my office and ordering me to go and do these most unpleasant chores. If he continues doing this, I'll just have to turn in my resignation! I'm starting to smell FUNNY!

Is my boss an ASSHOLE? I'm so confused!
Is it my imagination or do you get the same feeling I do?
Is my boss trying to get me to quit my job?
Should I quit now, or wait until he fires me?

Coming Soon:
Playgirl will send you kisses
through her VOICE POST! SMOOCH!



Pictures of all the BURIED TRASH and TREASURE I found in
the other section of the SPOOKY basement will be next!

2. Where did Grandpa and I find the missing cat?
Did we find him alive?

3. Guess Where Playgirl Is Going Sometime In April?

4. Playgirl Shares Stories of Her One Year Life In Korea With Lots of Pictures

5. Playgirl Shares Her One Year Life In Saudi Arabia

6. Playgirl Shares Poems by the World Famous Poet, Inspectorjury!
This man makes Playgirl's world go all quacky! YAY!

7. Playgirl Shares Her Economically Delicious Recipes

8. Much closer pictures of the house with the Gargoyles!

9. TRUE actual accounts of my SHADOW PEOPLE! SPOOKY!

10. I just bought my 4th house. A Monstrosity! Pictures and details soon.

11. UPDATE: The Day I Fought the City and Won - Irrigation Water.
New Pictures.

"I am continuously changing. I am not today
who I was yesterday, nor will I be tomorrow
that that I am today. There is NO "in between"
apparatus to my personality.
- Playgirl

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the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

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Mar. 31st, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
I am no good at knowing employee rights and stuff, but this sounds like a lawsuit that is waiting to happen. (Personally, I hate the judicial system and lawyers and would be much happier to hear about him getting the shit kicked out of him.)
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
The whole sewer system was clogged up when I got to work this morning. He walked up to me and handed me a toilet plunger with orders to unplug it immediately. I told him I wouldn't be able to handle the smell. He handed me a plastic clothes pin for my nose.

Don't know if I will be able to take this abuse much longer!
Mar. 31st, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
If he has no reason to fire you...and he wants to get it on with booby girl...why doesn't he just make her his personal "ASSistant
seriously sweets...they don't deserve you girly ;)

hilarious pics by the way....where DO you find these things? :)
Mar. 31st, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
Re: Well...
He already made her his personal ASS-istant secretary!

I've already filed charges for Boobie Discrimination. In retaliation for having my employment rights violated, I set a BOOBIE-trap for him.

ASS God is my witness, that ASS-hole isn't going to get away with it!!
Re: Well... - pandorasroq - Apr. 1st, 2006 03:20 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)

Why make his job easier?

Besides if he fires you, there are benefits available, if you just quit, there are none. And if you can prove unfair firing there's a potential monetary reward or settlement.

make him work for his pecadillos and if nothing else, you have nothing to gain by giving him what he may want so easily.
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
Yes. Let him do the dirty work and pay your unemployment bennis. The sumbitch. =P

Duh! That was me! - playgirl - Mar. 31st, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Mar. 31st, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - aamusedinatx - Mar. 31st, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Mar. 31st, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
HA! I knew it when he took you to that boxing match!

Like the other peeps in here said, don't quit. Let him fire you. Also, if he's making you do more things then your initial job description required of you to begin with, then you have a right to ask for compensation. You established an agreement when you started working with him. You have a right to know what going on.

But, I hope you're no over reacting. :\
Mar. 31st, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
But he was so nice when he took me to the boxing matches!

So you feel I should just stick it out? So you don't feel I should go and file a grievance report for Booby Discrimination? I mean, my self esteem is really taking a bashing. I mean, he's already given that busty chick and me nicknames. He calls her The Boobielicious and he calls me The Boobless-Texan, and he keeps insisting I meet some guy by the name of Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter. Says he's been dying to have me for dinner.

I suppose you're right, I'm just over reacting.
(no subject) - tigron_x - Mar. 31st, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 1st, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
DO NOT QUIT!!! Make him let you go. That will entitle you to unemployment, and other benifits. Is the idiot really willing to get rid of a trained employee over a set of tits? I mean really.... What kind of fool is he??
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
Well, he's constantly looking at my boobs and frowning. He licks his lips when he sees the BOOBY BLOND'S!

My job is becoming increasingly hazardous. He walked into my office this morning and ordered me to wash all the windows on our floor. I told him, “but Boss, we’re on the 26th floor!” He smiled at me and advised me not to look down. I told him, “but Boss, I don’t have a safety harness!” He smiled again and told me to improvise!

I have a feeling is does want to let me go, BUT 26 stories DOWN!
(no subject) - inspectorjury - Apr. 1st, 2006 02:17 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
I suggest you keep doing your job and what he tells you to do. Just keep a written record of everything. Just take things a day at a time and see what happens. The written record might benefit you.

I wouldn't make any changes unless you want to change jobs.
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
I may not be the best person to ask as i have not had a boss in many, many years, but...
Do not quit, the worst thing you can do to him is to do nothing especially if your leaving is what he wants.
If he fires you, then we will know he is an asshole as only such a person would fire you to begin with, and then you may still collect unemployment until you find a new job.
Those are my two cents, it distresses me that he may not be seeing you for the gem you are and how lucky he is to even be breathing the smae air as you!
Mar. 31st, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
I just can't endure much more! He yelled at me this morning, and hit my head with rolled up morning newspaper. Said I wasn't cuddling one of the elephants enough!

I told him I was going to quit and go apply for unemployment benefits. He yelled at me, "Over my dead body!" I ran into the bathroom in tears, then he had that terrible chick with the BIG boobies, go in and drag me out by the hair!
Mar. 31st, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
I'd be glad to be your boss...
Mar. 31st, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)
P.S. - I'd stick around a bit longer. Rake in the money and benefits a while longer.
(no subject) - playgirl - Mar. 31st, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - (Anonymous) - Mar. 31st, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 1st, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
I would not quit to make the shit feel good. Make him fire you if he thinks he can get away with it.

Stand up for your rights.
Mar. 31st, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
Okay, I'll stand up for my rights!
But every time I do, more elephant
dung seems to fall on top of me!
Mar. 31st, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
Go to human rescources first if you think it is getting that bad. I would if i were in your situation. That way you aren't forced to give up a job you like because he is being a dick. The mere whiff of you threaning to go to HR should set him straight.
Mar. 31st, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Okie dokie, just as soon as I finish smelling the
last armpit that my boss had me whiff,
I'll head straight to HR! Grrr!
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Mar. 31st, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
I have been keeping a record, but it has mysteriously disappeared!

By and by, hi Sweety Pie! :o)
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
just do what I do... pour rat poison in her coffee and when she slumps over dead act all surprised and stuff
Apr. 1st, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Just bought that rat poison. How many teaspoons should I add to her coffee? Or would it be better to add it to a soda pop?
Gee, I'm getting so nervous!
Think I can get away with it?
(no subject) - literaryhack - Apr. 1st, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
any man who could look at you and not be filled with inspiration and the joy of life itself is either DEAD or stupid, or perhaps BOTH!

For, when I feel your presence I KNOW, in my heart, that life is full of so much wonder that I have to literally gasp at the awe of it all...


Mar. 31st, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Any...
Mickey, he didn't let me go out for lunch, and he had me scrub all the bathroom floors on my hands and knees! Then he made me go to the Pit Room and smell 300 stinky armpits. My nose is chapped, and I can't stop sneezing!
Re: Any... - nam_erehwon_eht - Apr. 1st, 2006 03:53 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
what is your job description?
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
oops, that was me. :P
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 1st, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 1st, 2006 04:31 am (UTC)
Is your job something you like to do or is it a means to an end?
Apr. 1st, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
Well, I do love my job, or rather, I use to, before that horrible busty chick came into the picture!

My boss is becoming more and more abusive towards me than ever! He pulled my hair this morning and it hurt!
(no subject) - duoraven - Apr. 1st, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
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