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HOW TO FLIP A BIRDIE WHEN WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH!


HOW TO FLIP A BIRDIE WHEN WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH!

Sometimes, words are just NOT enough to express that particular attitude some people manage to evoke in us.

Let me share with you what I've found to work perfectly and you don't even have to utter one word. This little gesture has proved to be the perfect solution when words just aren't enough! This soundless little gesture signifies F*** You, or *F*** Off! It is thought that flipping a birdie, originated as far back as the 1500's, and has been called the Trudeau Salute, also!

I believe my LJ friend's can vouch for me that I have never used the word F***. Well, perhaps ONE time when I was expressing my loathing for a particular individual who was found guilty for torturing animals.

Let me tell you, this little gesture is ideal for those of us who prefer not to use the actual swear word.

Attention students! Try to remember that practices makes perfect! Playgirl will now instruct you on how to flip the perfect birdie!

First, make a tight fist and then bend you arm at the elbow and position it parallel to your chest. Give your opponent, the most fierce "Eye of the Tiger" look and give a little growl. Grrr!

Extend you middle finger and point it up towards the sky, and just stay in this position, facing your enemy as your little Birdie flies sweetly up in the sky!

Now, if the person you're flipping is much bigger than you are, and starts heading aggressively towards you, then turn around as QUICKLY as possible, and RUN away like hell! Heh heh

Oh, how I love flipping birdies at people who cause me great anger! Thank goodness I can RUN pretty fast! YAY!

Who wants to flip a birdie with Playgirl?!

Come on kids, get in line and throw the best birdie you can muster!
Hoooeee! Don't be shy!

This post has brought fun memories of the last
time I flipped a birdie at an asshole!

My Last Birdie Chat In Action

AYE BRAZIL
CANCIÓN de PLAYGIRL








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1. THE CASE OF THE MISSING CAT & BURIED TREASURE PART 5 -
Pictures of all the BURIED TRASH and TREASURE I found in
the other section of the SPOOKY basement will be next!

2. Where did Grandpa and I find the missing cat?
Did we find him alive?

3. Guess Where Playgirl Is Going Sometime In April June?

4. Playgirl Shares Stories Her One Year Life In Korea With Lots of Pictures

5. Playgirl Shares Her One Year Life In Saudi Arabia

6. Playgirl Shares Poems by the World Famous Poet, Inspectorjury!
With his permission, of course!
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7. Playgirl Shares Her Economically Delicious Recipes

8. Update: Much closer pictures of the house with the Gargoyles!

9. TRUE actual accounts of my SHADOW PEOPLE (Ghosts)! SPOOKY!

PLAYGIRL'S QUOTE FOR TODAY:
There is so much good in the worst of us,
an so much bad in the best of us,
that it ill becomes any of us
to find fault with the rest of us.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"I am continuously changing. I am not today
who I was yesterday, nor will I be tomorrow
that that I am today. There is NO "in between"
apparatus to my personality."
- Playgirl



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