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HILLBILLY FEUD BETWEEN PLAYGIRL & INSPECTORJURY!

HILLBILLY FEUD BETWEEN
PLAYGIRL & INSPECTORJURY!


Inspectorjury had no idea of the consequences he would encounter when he made the fatal mistake of making fun of Playgirl and two of her four HILLBILLY brothers!

Please drop by on
Inspectorjury Live Journal to see how this fued started!

You will fully understand why my feathers were ruffled so, when I found out exactly what he tellin' folks about my two brothers!
PLAYGIRL >>>
This is my reply to Inspectorjury:

Inspectoryjury... Suh, ah heerd't ya' been makin' fun! Suh, dat shore takes lots o gawl. Ah reckon Ah'm jez a gonna havta whoopass ya' everwhichaways fer ya' wankajawin'! Ya ast fer it, din't ya?! Dem thar two fellerz happen to be me two twin brothers! Pert neer cracked yer yaller aye? Ah'm gonna tell ole Bubba and Ruffus and all me dawgs bout ya'! Ah shore ah'm. Ya hear?

Ya' didn't noze bout me comin' from dem der neck of the woods, did ya, huh?

Yup, Ah shore is ferm "County Cork!" And dat "Juniper Pub" belongs to ma' cousin Jed. He dun told uz ya been starten turble with ya' wankajawin' on'em kinfolk o mine! Ya' need ta worsh yore mouth with soap!

Yer jus jeelous 'cuz wez havin' kumpny for supper, and ya' ain't gonna et mah vittles of griyuts with sum frush aigs and gizzards smothered in gristle and all dem udder fixin's. Ewwww Doggie.

Don't make mah no nevermind bout ya', could give me no hoot or holler, but ya' bought y'self a ten gallon bucket oh dem der woopass when ya' start up a foolin' with mah kinfolk! Ya' said dem younguns were ignert and lookin' lack prissy fellerz. Lar, Lar, pants on fire!

Mah Mawh and Paw; bless thar hart, told Bubba and Ruffus thar always varmitz bad talken' bout all ar kinfolk. Babba got real riled, and went lookin fer ya' ta whup your hinney fer sayin' dem der thangz. Dincha see'eem? Pertneer cawt ya'!

Ah geez cain't hep it if mah grandpaw and Ah'm dirt poor and cain't buy no purdy flares and stuff at em fancy uppity shoppin' sinner! Suh, my granpaw and brothers is plum tarred but we is proud folk! Ya think yore so highfalootin' jest cuz ya dun went to Yurp on dat vacation of yers, huh?! Well fiddle-dee-dee!

Andum, ya' tryin' to take our likker away, ain't ya? Ya' dun call dem PO-leece on us, huh? Fur moonshining! I noze ya' dun it, Suh! Cudnt unnerstand what fer ya' gun dun dat, Suh! Don't argy with me, ya got slickerd an' ya shamed t'amit it, so come forward and jest admit it. Yew ain't very braht rya?

Lawdy, ah bleeves ya' thinks ah and ma kinfolk haze ignert, huh? Well dayum, Suh, we ain't! Unnerstand?!

Ah'm goin' back to mah Stewed squirrel and pickled hog jowl vittels and then to my pie-anny and play me some Californy and Missippy music. Hoooeee!

Best ye run, Inspectorjury, cuz I'm gunna get cha and give ya lotso bear huz and kizzez! And if I don't catcha today, that is ok, 'cuz afta all, tomorrow is another day!

INSPECTORJURY, PLAYGIRL DEDICATES THIS
HILLBILLY BANJO SONG TO YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE!
This is OUR song INSPECTORJURY, 'TIL THE END OF TIME!
SHALL WE DANCE FOREVER, SUH?!


PLAYGIRL & INSPECTORJURY'S
HILLBILLY BANJO SONG


While I'm at it, I sure wish my Live Journal friend's would join this fun community where you can find Playgirl, Inspectorjury (Maintainer) and the rest of the gang!
[info]weekending

NEXT ON PLAYGIRL'S AGENDA:

1. THE CASE OF THE MISSING CAT & BURIED TREASURE PART 5 -
Pictures of all the BURIED TRASH and TREASURE I found in
the other section of the SPOOKY basement will be next!

2. Where did Grandpa and I find the missing cat?
Did we find him alive?

3. Guess Where Playgirl Is Going Sometime In April?

4. Playgirl Shares Stories of Her One Year Life In Korea With Lots of Pictures

5. Playgirl Shares Her One Year Life In Saudi Arabia

6. ONLY WITH HIS PERMISSION, Playgirl will Shares Boobie,
Tush and Legs Poems by the World Famous Poet, Inspectorjury!
This man makes Playgirl's world go all quacky! YAY!

7. Playgirl Shares Her Economically Delicious Recipes
8. Much closer pictures of the house with the Gargoyles!
I may give TRUE actual accounts of my SHADOW PEOPLE!

PLAYGIRL'S HILLBILLY QUOTE FOR TODAY:
"It's hillbilly night in Manhattan - I love it.
- Kid Rock



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