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ABSOLUTELY NOT WORK SAFE AND FOR ADULTS ONLY!

ABSOLUTELY NOT WORK SAFE AND FOR ADULTS ONLY!



Playgirl's Wicked Games!

I've decided to steal this question from my LJ friend PoetPaladin.

Okay kids, here you will have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do whatever you please with Playgirl!

Hmmm... I think I'll repeat this post, ever-so-often whenever I start feeling a little HOT and bothered! Now this is what I call SAFE SEX!

If you had me, with my full and complete consent, alone and locked up in your house or mine, for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? It's up to you if you choose to have a platonic or sexual rendezvous with Playgirl? I provide a two-way treat, and in various mouthwatering flavors!

Some of you already know that I collect gumball machines, but I bet you didn't know that I collect oodles of SEX TOYS, too! Hmmm...maybe you already suspected...

Oh, and I've even provided some erotically sensual music. Scroll down a little further and click on PLAYGIRL'S TOO HOT! I think of everything, huh?

I once had a friend over and he took a bite off a corn on the cob I had on top of the table, only to find that it was one of my many vibrators! Poor baby, half his tooth fell out, and when he bent down to pick it up, I grabbed my little Red Hearts Paddle and gave him a great big whack on his tush! I know, I am a little devil and tend to get a little rough sometimes. It's just my little way of putting some fun into your sex life. Although, I don't believe he found it to be much fun, because he just wouldn't stop crying afterwards!

Should you see a big green Dill Pickle, make sure it is a pickle before you bite it! This OTHER guy made a grave mistake when he found it. He put it into his mouth and swallowed it! When I saw his eyes bulging out, and his tongue hanging down to his knee caps, and the color of his face turning as green as my PICKLE, I rushed him to emergency. That damn dill PICKLE was lodged deep inside his throat! When the doctors pulled it out, they asked me why the pickle was vibrating. You can imagine my embarrassment when I had to explain that it wasn't a real PICKLE, but my viberator. They suddenly became pretty friendly with me, and every time they'd see me, they'd have this wicked little grin on their face!

Hint: I'm a perfectionist who is totally demanding, and very hard to please! I'm utterly captivating in bed, as well as a die-hard ROMANTIC at heart. I expect absolute proficiency in matters that deal with my little body, so use your imagination! Heh heh.

If you prove yourself to be a master, then my reward for your favorable favors will be a reply to you which will utterly and completely blow your mind beyond the realms of sexual fantasy! Promise!

So, who wants to play with Playgirl? :o)

You may, if you wish, assume that there are no outside consequences beyond the extent of the 24 hours, besides memories. And please let me reassure you that I will never tell a living soul what we did behind closed doors. I will literally take our secret to the grave! YAY!

In the end, I'll post how many dare devils actually participated. I will NOT name you!

ALL REPLIES WILL BE PERMANENTLY SCREENED.
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT WE ARE DOING
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

NEXT ON PLAYGIRL'S AGENDA:
1. Continuation of The Mystery of the Missing Cat,
Buried Treasure and the Shadow People - PART 4

2. Guess Where Playgirl Is Going Sometime In April?
3. Playgirl Shares Stories of Her One Year Life In Korea
4. Playgirl Shares Her One Year Life In Saudi Arabia

5. Playgirl Shares Boobie, Tush and Legs Poems
by the World Famous Poet, Inspectorjury! I must 1st
ask him if he'll give me his permission to do so.
This man makes Playgirl's world go all quacky! YAY!

6. Playgirl Shares More of Her Economically Delicious Salsas

7. My real life story about the Shadow People
who live in my house. This will be NO joke!

PLAYGIRL'S SEX QUOTES FOR TODAY:
"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as
they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not
intellectual, nor are they always moral."
- Aristippus

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument
capable of giving pleasure to thousands -
and all you can do is scratch it"
- Sir Thomas Beecham


PLAYGIRL'S TOO HOT

"Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few
seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul
what the water bath is to the body."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes



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