Playgirl's Mechanical World (playgirl) wrote,
Playgirl's Mechanical World
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WHOOPEE IN THE HAY WITH PLAYGIRL!

NOT WORK SAFE
I FOUND PLAYGIRLWHY IS THIS LITTLE GUY SO HAPPY,
AND WHERE'S HE GOING?
TO WHOOPEE IN THE HAY WITH PLAYGIRL!


Remember when I died and was buried somewhere in Shady Pine Cemetery?
Playgirl Buried at Shady Pine Cemetery

Well, somebody was very persistent in trying to find me!
This is how I reward those who show they really care about me!
Just goes to show that if ye seek, ye shall find, and if ye find
ye shall go whoopee with Playgirl! heh heh

Oh yeah, and "If you can't get rid of the
skeleton in your closet, you'd best
teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw


I FOUND PLAYGIRL
I love every bone in your body!



Playgirl's Earth Shattering News For Today:
Grandpa's doing better.
Davy's doing better.



I caught the 7th cat today to be spayed, and here she is. I left her at the vet early this morning and will pick her up tomorrow at 11 A.M. I just have 2 more cats to spay or neuter. By next week, Playgirl will have a total of 8 cats that will never go a Tom Catten' again, to produce more unwanted kittens to roam the streets only to suffer and eventually die a horrible death! YAY!

ROMANTIC QUOTE FOR TODAY:
"The decision to kiss for the first time is
the most crucial in any love story.
It changes the relationship of two people
much more strongly than even the final
surrender; because this kiss already has
within it that surrender."
- Emil Ludwig

PLAYGIRL'S THOUGHT PROVOKING BONE RIDDLE:
What did the finger say to the bone?
One more crack out of you and
I'll kick you out of the Joint!
- Playgirl

NAUGHTY JOKE FOR TODAY:
A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke
up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

He: "Tootsie, I have something to confess to you."
She: "No dear, save your energy."
He: "I must tell you so I may go to heaven. I cheated on you."
She: "I know, I poisoned you!"
Unknown


PLAYGIRL IS TABOO
"It takes an athlete to dance,
but an artist to be a dancer."
- Shanna LaFleur



Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

U.S. Army
Join the U.S. Army


SEXY LEGS PLAYGIRL
HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS WEBCAMS

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