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PLAYGIRL HATE CELL PHONES!

AM I THE ONLY ONE?

I hate cell phones with a passion! These are just a FEW of the things that annoy me about cell phone addicts!

It bothers me to see a husband talking on his cell for the entire time he and his family are having dinner at a restaurant. If I were his wife, I'd grab that cell phone and shove it down his throat, followed by the napkin, and then I'd grab the kids and mosey on out of there! I wouldn't be surprised if he chit chats on that damn cell phone while his wife is making love to him!

It irks me to see someone with his shoulder blade pulled up to his ear in order to hold on to his cell phone while driving his vehicle. These guys indignantly defend themselves by boasting that they possess both superior intellect and motor skills to enable them to do both at the same time. I wonder what excuse they will eventually come up with when they are at fault for causing an accident where innocent bystanders are either maimed or killed.

It angers me terribly when I go to the movies and someone is talking at the TOP of his lungs on his cell. One would think the other person resides in Jupiter! I came to WATCH a movie, not to listen to some strange boy or girl's whole life history.

By and by, this is another reason why you shouldn't talk on your cell phone while driving?


Woman's Arm Severed In Car Accident

This one is for all you cell phone addicts. If you're going to rob some banks, you better leave your cell at home!

Woman Robs Banks While On Cell Phone

And how the hell did this woman manage to swallow a whole cell phone?! I TRIED swallowing mine just now and found it impossible to do!

Woman Tries Swallowing Phone to End Spat With Lover BLUE SPRINGS, Missouri (Dec. 24) — It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole. Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it." Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she could not give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

Am I the only one in this world who isn't emotionally attached to my cell phone? Am I the only one who doesn't go through withdrawls while serving jury duty? Am I the only one who that HATES yapping on the phone?



The wish for truth is the best of all wishes,
but it's still a wish. All wishes must be given
up, that the truth can enter your life.
- Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj


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