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HERE COMES THE BRIDE

PLAYGIRL'S WEDDING CALCULATIONS

Why do couples spend such outrageous amounts of money,
just to say those two words - I DO?

Should I ever go totally quacky and decide to marry, this would
be the max towards expenditures on my wedding: $690.00 PERIOD!

Dress $50.00, Bouquet - 4 red roses and 1 white one $4.00, Shoes $20.00,
Bra $10.00, Panties $5.00, Nylons - No Nylons - $0.00, Bride's Headpiece - Natural flowers $0.00

Bridal Attendants' Apparel - They can buy
their own stuff with their own money - $0.00, Mother of the Bride's Apparel - Were my mother alive - $50.00, Invitations - I'll make my own $10.00, Photography - I'll have someone take pics with my digital camera $0.00

Reception - 50 guests - everyone bring a plate, I'll supply the BBQ brisket - $50.00, Music $300.00, Wedding Cake - I'll bake and decorate my own $25.00, Church and Priest $100.00, Drinks and refreshments - Everybody bring a bottle of liquor and some sodas - I'll supply 2 Margaritas for
me and the groom - $5.00, Groom's Formal wear - Rented $100.00, Men's Formal wear (Ushers, Best Man) - They can buy their own stuff with their own money - $0.00, Wedding Rings (Bride and Groom) - A simple
gold band - His $100.00 Hers $100.00, Rice - $1.00

Honeymoon - 5 days in a hotel -
Making HOT PASSIONATE LOVE NON-STOP - $500.00. heh heh

ME $690.00, HE $690.00
$Total: 1,380.00

No, I just cant see couples going out and spending over
$20.000 on a relationship which might no last forever?!!

I would NEVER gamble $20.000! I just don't see it!!!


PLAYGIRL'S QUOTE FOR TODAY:
"You know that place between sleep and awake...
where you're still dreaming?
That's where I'll think of you."
- Tinkerbell

"Nearly everybody gets twitter patted in the springtime.
You get weak in the knees. Your head starts to whirl.
Before you know it, you're knocked for a loop.
- Bambi


PLAYGIRL'S
TROPICAL FLAVORS

"Music washes away from the
soul the dust of everyday life."
- Berthold Auerbach


Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


Join the U.S. Army

SEXY LEGS PLAYGIRL
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