These are ACTUAL transcripts quotes spoken during courtroom trials in the United States:

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
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Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Disorder in the Court by Charles M. Sevilla