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PLAYGIRL'S ADVENTURE AT THE SCHOOL ZONE

PLAYGIRL'S ADVENTURE AT THE SCHOOL ZONE
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I was going 15 mph on a school zone, when this Mama, who looked like a duck and walked like a duck, waddled as slow as could be right in front of my car, along with her five or six ducklings. They all continued walking slowly until the last of her ducklings was right in front of my car. The little girl, who might of been seven or eight, kept staring at me with a nasty little smirk on her face, which wasn't a face of sugar and spice and everything nice. She continued looking at me and mocking me as she moved inch by inch. The only words that came to my mind were "you nasty little heathen!"

I did the unthinkable. I made the ugliest, scariest, most evil face I could muster. I made my face extra, super duper ugly by grabbing my finger and shoving my nose as high up in the air as possible, where only my nostrils were visible, then I stuck my WHOLE tongue out and darted it in and out at her, just like a lizard. The brat ran yelling toward her Mama to tattle, but by the time she reached her, I was already at the end of the school zone, driving a little faster, before Mama duckling caught up to me to beat the shit out of me.


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dlanor
Jan. 27th, 2006 12:47 am (UTC)
I love it, I love it.
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
I loved it even more! heh heh
olafthunderfoot
Jan. 27th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
you gotta love the entitlemoos with their herd of crotch droppings!

~hug~
olafthunderfoot
Jan. 27th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
oh yeah, please don't use heathen to insult these cretins, it really makes us actual heathens seem nasty!
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 01:27 am (UTC)
Come here you little heathen so I can smack your little bottom!
;o)
olafthunderfoot
Jan. 27th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
oooh baby!
sweeny_todd
Jan. 27th, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
*grin* it can be so nice to leave maturity by the wayside :D
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
Oh, YES, YES, YES!

Hangs head in shame...BUT not really! heh heh
see_dog
Jan. 27th, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
I know what would have freaked that kid out. If you would have chucked that dead chewawa at her.
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
Nay, just one look at the faces I made, would have made Saddam Hussein dig deeper into his rat hole! heh heh
nightspawn
Jan. 27th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
I love kids, but some of them are just PURE EVIL.

:)
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC)
I love them, too, but this one was a brat!
:o)
agsaunders
Jan. 27th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)
hi
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
Hi, Sweety Pie!
poetpaladin
Jan. 27th, 2006 04:49 am (UTC)
Ahahahahah!
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
It feels so good, regressing back to childhood!
:o)
silent_despair
Jan. 27th, 2006 08:23 am (UTC)
-
And here I thought you were incapable of profanity.
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
Re: -
That little girl's attitude would of made the Virgin Mary stick out her tongue out at her, too!
:o)
magmafire
Jan. 27th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
Speaking as a "Heathen" most of us are actually quite polite and would not dishonor the Gods or the Ancestors in such a way. That said, well done to you my Dear! That little brat needed to see there are consequences to her actions. Our society is far too forgiving in my opinion...
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
Most of the children I've encountered, have been so sweet and adorable. This one was not.

Hopefully, my distorted scary face taught her some manners!
Hugs!
magmafire
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
I must admit, I cannot think of your face as scary.
I do not fear beauty, even though it scorch my soul.
playgirl
Jan. 27th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh, but I can make the scariest faces in the world.
Just ask my 4 older brothers; to this day, they still
want to smack me one! I was such a twerp! haaaaaa
a_phoenix
Jan. 27th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
LOL!!
playgirl
Jan. 29th, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
;o)
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