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THE WATER CO. TURNED MY WATER OFF!

I forgot to pay my water bill, so The Water Company turned my water off! I went a couple of days without taking a bath. My neighbor's started getting peeved every time I'd go to their house for a drink of water.

Much to my dismay, I found that I was in the red at the bank, so I had to come up with a solution to my dreadful state of affairs, because my co-workers were starting to call me Miss Stinky behind my back! I quickly made a phone call to H.L.F.S.I.D (Hot Lines for Stinky's In Distress), and they recommended a perfect solution!

Do you recall how I learned to improvise when I found I was out of Q-Tips?
Well, lookie here, I've learned to make do with what I have, all over again! Gee, I just can't get over how brilliant I am! YAY!

Now tell me honestly kids, should I apply to become a Mensa International member...hmmm?




RED HOT
MAMA!



JOIN "The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


U.S. Army
Join the U.S. Army


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shadowy_poet
Jan. 10th, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
That might not prevent people from calling you stinky. =)
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
If I splash myself with lots of my favorite cologne, do you think that will help matters...hmmm?
dusith
Jan. 10th, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
golden shower time!
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
I’ve heard say the golden showers replenishes important nutrients in a girls hair, making it look lustrously soft and beautiful!
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droid_1
Jan. 10th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
HAHAHA!
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Heh heh!
inspectorjury
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
I read this and am thinking damn the poor girl is in trouble is there anyway I can stretch my budget to send her twenty bucks or so. Then I get hit with cool pis. May I suggest that you set fire to your barn and when the fire dept shows up run in front of their hoses...LOL
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
Well, bless your heart!

Nay! This little rascal only eats a little hay. Can you imagine how small my water bill will be? Besides, I've noticed a silky smoothness to my skin, and my hair has become much more manageable!

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buddave
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
Did you consider nose plugs. (only for the
ones complaining). Can't expect one person
to be responsible for handling everything!
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
I did, but when my boss started sniffing, I felt it was time for a drastic solution, before I'd find myself without a job!
see_dog
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:30 am (UTC)
You are one sick B*tch you know that!?

...I think I'm in love :P
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
I believe it's due to the earthy, animalistic musky aroma I've been secreting of late! I’ve noticed that when guys approach me, it brings out the animal in them! Grrrr

Hmmm…maybe I should bottle this sexy, secret, intoxicating potent and sell it! I’ll be rich! YAY!
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asifallforever
Jan. 10th, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)
Uggh i saw that very thing with the cow on an episode of the Wild boyz. So did you ever get your water turned back on?
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
No. I'll never use tap water again.

Ever since I started using this type of water, I've noticed an extraordinarily resilience to my hair, due to the natural protein and anti-oxidants contained int the natural showers!

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sweeny_todd
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
well, shiney hair is good :)
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:59 pm (UTC)
I'll never wash my hair with anything else!
poetpaladin
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:29 am (UTC)
C'mere and I'll give you some water to shower with. :P
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
Whoa !Only if you guarantee they come with lots of hugs and passionate hugs!
olafthunderfoot
Jan. 10th, 2006 06:32 am (UTC)
can't ya take a shower at a friend's house?
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:23 pm (UTC)
I suppose I could, but I've somehow grown accustomed to this new way of showering. I get instant warm water! heh heh
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nam_erehwon_eht
Jan. 10th, 2006 08:57 am (UTC)
hehehe... reminds me of the year I was homeless and would take baths in the drinking fountains nearby, or the wash basins of the public men's rooms. Yeah... when things get a bit tough, that's when the truly NUTS get a bit creative... I hope that the water situation gets fixed soon... I can always send you like 3 million towelettes...There's a guy here on the corner who sells them by the millions, along with grenades and cigarettes... Yeah... our neighborhood is just like that... I love you babe...

Love,

Mickey
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
Just proves that when the going gets tough, the tough get going!

And you and I are a couple of tough cookies, huh!

One must always improvise!;o)
Love, hugs and smooches my Sweet Apple Dumplin'!
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playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 06:46 pm (UTC)
If you can add a couple of cherry or strawberry scented candles, then I'll grab my hat and run over there!
Hugs and smooches, hot lips!
;o)
cris_nicewelts
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
no silly advice with cock swelling undertone here
If you go to a medical supply store, they have no-water shampoo. The stuff is like talc powder and is used by those who are bedridden.

When I have been out driving in Mexico and are nearing 2 days without a shower, just a washrag and a bathroom sink will do. The peppermint soap from Trader joes is ALL body use and it doe its job for hair and body. Always rewash, wring and hang your washrag to dry. you do not want a sour smelling washrag.

Now really take a bath.
playgirl
Jan. 10th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
Re: no silly advice with cock swelling undertone here
Maybe if I just buy a big jar of antibiotics, I'll solve the dangers of infection from my new source of bath water.

I just don't want to have to deal with paying outrageous city water bills anymore!
@;o)
see_dog
Jan. 10th, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC)
This just made my YEAR
http://www.walken2008.com/
lonelyguy27
Jan. 11th, 2006 09:28 am (UTC)
A new blog site, and the new home of daniels_pengies (His blog is available as a satellite feed here on LJ!)

http://www.theratboyspeaks.com

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