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TODAY COMPUTER DRAMA!

When my computer lost consciousness last night, I lost control!

My fingers were trembling like crazy as I tried to dial 911 this morning. Finally, I was able to press the numbers on my cell phone.

Screaming at the top of my lungs, I pleaded with the operator to send an ambulance right away. She told me she'd send one immediately. She said she'd send it along with one of the best doctors in the country! Meanwhile, she had me give my computer mouth to mouth resuscitation! I huffed and I puffed and I blew all my breath in!

Thank God! Finally, I heard the siren getting closer and closer! Quickly, I ran outside and started jumping up and down as I waved my arms back and forth in desperation. When the ambulance arrived, the doctor made a mad dash for my house and quickly pulled out his stethoscope from his little black bag and started listening for a heartbeat!

I cried desperately for him to PLEASE save my baby! The tears from my eyes and buggers from my nose flowed uncontrollably down my chin! The doctor looked at me in disgust and quickly handed me his handkerchief and asked me to please wipe my nose!

Immediately he started surgery and found what the problem was. It was the liver. This doctor came prepared because he quickly pulled out a brand new liver from his bag and started his liver transplant procedure! My baby opened her little eyes, and then took a deep breath, stared at me, smiled, and cried out "MAMA!"

Moral of the story: Playgirl and Baby (Computer) lived happily ever after! YAY


My baby's bad liver!

MY PERSONAL COMPUTER DIED LAST NIGHT


GO TO YOUR HUMANE SOCIETY AND PICK UP
AN UNWANTED DOG OR CAT TO LOVE - TODAY!
SAVE A DOG!


JOIN The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

U.S. Army
Join the U.S. Army


SEXY LEGS PLAYGIRL HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS WEBCAMS
Sexy Legs Playgirl

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pixy_pistol
Dec. 9th, 2005 01:19 am (UTC)
Yay for EMS!!! Without life saving docs and ops we would not have our playgirl today!!
playgirl
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:05 am (UTC)
awwww huggys pixie pistol!

Today was not my day! I made a total a***ss of myself, jumping up and down and doing all sorts of uncouth things!

Oh well, I'm BAAAACCK! YAY!!!!!!
see_dog
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
You're one strange f*cking chick *LOL*...:) Since when did computers get livers? I wonder if a computer liver tastes as good as normal liver..fried..with onions.
playgirl
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:54 am (UTC)
You haven't ever tasted Computer livers?

They're delicious with a little hot sauce;
much better than with ketchup!

Try them!
see_dog
Dec. 9th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
you and your hot sauce...it's so you!
olafthunderfoot
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC)
habenero salsa is better!
playgirl
Dec. 10th, 2005 03:13 am (UTC)
Habenero salsa is way too hot for me!
Just one drop sets me afire!
Hugs!
olafthunderfoot
Dec. 10th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
eeeeeek, yer hot enough without being set afire!
(Anonymous)
Dec. 11th, 2005 12:23 am (UTC)
awwww thank you!
olafthunderfoot
Dec. 12th, 2005 01:14 am (UTC)
my pleasure!
pandorasroq
Dec. 11th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
Hot?
Please. You should try my dad's salsa.. We're from New Mexico ;p
That'll burn your tongue off! ;9
OUCH!
playgirl
Dec. 12th, 2005 03:07 am (UTC)
Re: Hot?
It is a fact that New Mexico grows the best chili in the world.
I love to set my tongue afire! Yummy!
asifallforever
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
Ifriends withdrawls?
playgirl
Dec. 9th, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)
OMG yes!
pandorasroq
Dec. 9th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC)
;)
silly silly..
that made me laugh ;)
thanks!
playgirl
Dec. 10th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
Re: ;)
I'm glad I made you laugh.
A giggle a day, keeps the doctor away!
Hugs!
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